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jeremejewited adj. Emboldened by drink to address the morning with mineral hardness and considerably more confidence than balance. Erykah was jeremejewited, declaring the kettle a minor obstacle and walking into it. jeremiaded (/ˌd͡ʒɛɹ.əˈmaɪ.ədd/) adj. Drunk and delivering a long, bitter forecast of society's collapse before the first restorative cup of tea. Jeshan arrived jeremiaded, predicting moral decline from the condition of the kitchen. jerepigoed adj. Drunk to the point where the sweet fortified wine has become both explanation and breakfast plan. jerfalconned adj. Drunk and circling the room with predatory dignity, though the prey is plainly a sausage roll. jergon sachaed adj. Drunk past the point of walking upright, and branching quietly towards the nearest patch of shade. Talhia woke jergon sachaed beneath the hall table, leafy in posture and silent about the night. jeribed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the size of the morning, and of one's own room, regionally variable. Haniya woke jeribed, finding the hallway a substantial tract of land between herself and water. jericanned adj. Of a drinker: robustly filled, awkwardly portable and best kept away from the hob. jerided adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's blunt instruments acquire the dignity of sporting equipment. Laphonso, still jerided, inspected the mop as though selecting it for a contest. jeried adj. Drunk in a way that produces brief, restless movements and no obvious migration. jerigonzaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every syllable acquires an extra detour before reaching the listener. jerk assed adj. Drunk by the third round, and obnoxious enough by morning to blame the furniture for yesterday's decisions. Lily-may was jerk assed, criticising the chair for being in exactly the expected place. jerk offed adj. Drunk to the point where rudeness seems an adequate substitute for putting the dishes away. Kimbria got jerk offed and left the clean plates in the oven overnight. jerk-assed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every minor inconvenience as a personal affront. jerk-offed adj. Drunk enough to mistake household inconvenience for a personal insult. Shambrika got jerk-offed and complained that the kettle was deliberately out of reach. jerk-watered adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling through the morning on light equipment with an unreliable timetable. jerkassed adj. Softened by drink into assuming that every room is improved by your advice. Avyay got jerkassed and rearranged the pub's stools according to an unrequested system.