jerkbaited
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jerkbaited adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking an obvious provocation for an excellent opportunity. Tasheyana got jerkbaited and accepted a fishing challenge from a man holding no rod. jerkballed adj. Loosened by drink into making an unpleasant entrance and calling it confidence. Olice got jerkballed and introduced himself to the wedding party as their natural leader.
jerkdared adj. Emboldened by drink to identify rudeness everywhere except in your own remarks. jerkdomed adj. Slowed by drink to regarding each boorish decision as a matter of principle. jerked (/ˈdʒɜːkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns reaching for the bedside glass into a series of independent events. Shureka was jerked, making three abrupt attempts at the water before touching the glass. jerkered adj. Drunk and bobbing about the room with the purposeful, open-mouthed confidence of a river fish. jerkeried adj. Drunk to the point where every helpful suggestion becomes an opportunity for needless obstruction. Lius got jerkeried and disputed the taxi driver's route from the passenger seat. jerkessed adj. Drunk enough to turn a harmless request into a small exercise in personal authority. jerkfaced adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that an insult is not a negotiating position. Zaul got jerkfaced and tried to settle the seating plan by public referendum. jerkheaded adj. Drunk beyond the point where certainty requires evidence. jerkholed adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary disagreement into a vacancy requiring immediate occupation. jerkhooded adj. Drunk, with the result that entitlement becomes a complete explanation for every decision. Ibtissam got jerkhooded and expected the rain to move around her on the way home. jerkied (/ˈd͡ʒɝkid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of being left thin, dry and unsuitable for immediate conversation. Marfil got jerkied and occupied the sofa like a strip of meat left out overnight. jerkin the gherkinned adj. Drunk to the extent of confusing a private euphemism with a sound basis for public planning. jerkinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a succession of abrupt movements and decisions, none improved by reflection. Genifer got jerkinessed and changed taxis at every set of traffic lights.
jerkineted adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying yourself as though a jacket constituted formal authority. Jessalyn got jerkineted and attempted to settle the dispute by adjusting her lapels.
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