jeroboamed
jerrybaged

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jeroboamed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the bottle beside the sofa is not a glass. jeromited adj. Drunk by the third round, and already taking on the uncertain colour of the sitting room lamp. Fina got jeromited and spent the evening glowing faintly beside the sofa.
jeropigaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning glass of water as an unfinished liqueur. Mondra remained jeropigaed and inspected the water for signs of further fermentation. jerquerred adj. Too drunk to stop searching the kitchen for goods whose paperwork is plainly absent. Azarious got jerquerred and searched every cupboard for undocumented biscuits. jerquinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to search the kitchen thoroughly for contraband leftovers. Alekay got jerquinged and examined the fridge shelves for unauthorised pudding. jerred adj. Drunk enough to survey the garden from the roofline, as though the morning required a falcon's perspective. jerreeded adj. The state of being drunk and treating every harmless household object as ammunition for a friendly contest. jerricanned adj. Of a drinker who has become a durable household container, holding everything except the right thing. jerrided adj. The condition of a drinker who meets the morning with a blunt object and competitive intentions. jerry canned adj. Describing a drinker who carries reserves badly, particularly between the kitchen and the sofa. Kamorra got jerry canned and transported one glass of water with both hands. jerry curled adj. Describing a drinker who leaves in polished spirals, taking the route home by successive approximations. Iacov jerry curled from the kebab shop, arriving home by three increasingly doubtful turns. jerry-buildered adj. Having drunk enough to construct a temporary arrangement from cushions, crockery and poor judgement. Ciaren got jerry-buildered and made a bed from sofa cushions and clean towels. jerry-buildinged adj. Having drunk more than the household's loose cushions can safely support. jerry-canned adj. A drinker who has become sturdy, overfilled and inconveniently placed beside the kettle. jerry-shopped adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the kitchen cupboard for a disreputable dramshop.
jerrybaged adj. You are drunk and consorting with the sort of leftovers sensible people keep under cover.
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