jerrycanned
jessakeeded

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jerrycanned (/ˈd͡ʒɛɹiˌkænd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that even the sofa seems an appropriate storage solution. Jenaia got jerrycanned and was left on the sofa with water within reach. jerrygibbsited adj. The state of being drunk and faintly violet-pink in the face beside an abandoned glass of water. Parley got jerrygibbsited and acquired a rosy colour under the sitting-room light.
jerryismed adj. Still drunk, and relying on improvised repairs which look temporary even after the morning has settled. Katline was jerryismed, supporting the breakfast table with a coaster and determined optimism. jerrymandered adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the conversation to produce a preferred result. jerrymunglumed adj. Drunk and moving sideways with the unhelpful purpose of a large desert arachnid. Lavontay was jerrymunglumed, crossing the sitting room without approaching anyone directly. jersey barriered adj. Drunk by the third round, and now forming a low, immovable boundary across the sofa. Auden was jersey barriered across the sofa, leaving Beige to place the water on the floor. jersey walled adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to build a low domestic boundary from cushions and blankets. jerseyed (/ˈd͡ʒɛrzed/) adj. Drunk to the point where a knitted upper layer seems a complete social arrangement. Mahmood was jerseyed and declined the taxi on grounds that wool was sufficient protection. jerupigiaed adj. Loosened by drink into a doctored cordial of reminiscences, with the older guests obliged to taste it. Daeun became jerupigiaed and served altered memories to the veterans beside the fire. jerveratrumed adj. Drunk enough to distinguish one unpleasant alkaloid from another, though not to explain why. Enisa was jerveratrumed and corrected the label on the cocktail menu. jervined adj. Drunk past the point of considering what future arrangements may be affected. Seraphin was jervined and made several confident plans for a morning he would not remember. jervisited adj. Drunk beyond the point where pale green, mineral composition, and symmetry remain useful distinctions. jesaconitined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every suggestion seem potent and best handled with care. Nizam was jesaconitined and delivered a harmless proposal with alarming conviction. jesaed adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary toast acquires the solemnity of an ancestral ceremony. Halima-sadia was jesaed and raised a glass to relatives nobody else had met. jesmonited adj. Drunk to the extent of setting hard around a soft centre and calling the result finished.
jessakeeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering medical guidance no one has requested.