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jet-blacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and rendered opaque to every reasonable suggestion from the company. jet-laggered adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the rest of the party were several hours behind.
jet-linered adj. Too drunk to land a thought without several announcements and a delay. Caylum was jet-linered and required clear instructions before sitting down. jet-packed adj. Drunk in a way that suggests personal flight, though the available equipment is principally a cushion. Sita became jet-packed and launched herself towards the sofa with modest vertical thrust. jet-setted adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby gathering appears to be an invitation. Buthayna got jet-setted and joined three parties without leaving the function room. jet-settered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone with firm views on fashionable destinations and no ticket. Bleona grew jet-settered and dismissed the local restaurant as insufficiently continental. jet-settinged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long-haul itinerary between adjoining rooms. Harmony became jet-settinged and needed an hour to cross the hotel lobby. jet-skied adj. Drunk in a way that makes a chair seem navigable and the carpet distinctly aquatic. Mickell became jet-skied and steered an armchair through the assembled guests. jetavatored adj. Drunk to a degree that redirects every attempt at progress into a new direction. Zanaa became jetavatored and turned sharply whenever the corridor appeared to straighten. jetbeaded adj. You are drunk and bearing a glossy black fruit where a sensible conversation ought to be. Neftali arrived jetbeaded, shiny-eyed and carrying one unexplained berry. jetboated adj. Drunk to the point where forward motion is maintained chiefly by a powerful stream behind you. jetboatered adj. Drunk enough to travel by an imaginary craft whose steering is mostly spray. Domenic became jetboatered and took the quickest route through the ornamental pond. jetboatinged adj. Drunk past the point of recreation, but still pursuing speed where none is required. Elisabelle was jetboatinged and accelerated across the hotel carpet. jetbridged adj. A drinker so far gone that the short walk to the car requires an enclosed terminal. jetcared adj. Drunk beyond the safe speed of ordinary conversation.
jetcoptered adj. Reduced by drink to circling the kitchen like a noisy machine before landing on the sofa. Ladonia became jetcoptered, orbiting the kitchen table before descending onto the sofa.
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