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jetplaned adj. The condition of a drinker who crosses the room at speed, powered chiefly by poor judgement. Josiaha became jetplaned and reached the bar before anyone noticed the empty glass. jetported adj. Drunk past the point of arriving anywhere by the same route as everyone else. jetsamed (/ˈd͡ʒɛt.səmd/) adj. Drunk beyond retaining anything that can safely be jettisoned, including the evening's remaining dignity. jetseted adj. Drunk enough to mistake ordinary company for an international social circuit. jetsettered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats changing countries as a casual afternoon activity. jetsettinged adj. Drunk and moving between fashionable places only in conversation. Jdan was jetsettinged, visiting three capitals without leaving the corner table. jetskied adj. Drunk, with the result that any seat becomes a craft and every bystander becomes crew. jetskiered adj. Drunk, with the result that every corridor is crossed at speed and with unnecessary lateral movement. jetsoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a bargain seem worth accepting whatever the hidden terms. jetsomed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves balance, judgement and several loose belongings overboard. jetsonned adj. Drunk to the extent of casting off balance, restraint and the last coherent account of the evening. Perez became jetsonned and left one shoe beside every other stair. jetstreamed adj. Drunk to the extent of moving rapidly in one direction and carrying everyone else's attention along. Runda became jetstreamed and swept the conversation towards an unnecessary confession. jettaged adj. Drunk on the strength of a port charge that has somehow been levied upon every step. jettaturaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding every stumble as the work of an unfavourable gaze. Vernae became jettaturaed and blamed the evil eye for missing the final step. jetteaued adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved ornamental elevation, followed by an undignified return to earth. Rosane grew jetteaued and addressed the water feature as a civic monument. jetted (/d͡ʒɛtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to produce a powerful outward flow, though not from any recognised engine. Kaylissa grew jetted and announced her conclusions across the table in successive spurts.