Jerseyitedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.From across the room, Zaydien was spotted trying to balance on one leg, looking comically Jerseyited.Jerseymannedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.Despite looking slightly Jerseymanned, Zamantha managed to pull off a flawless cartwheel in the middle of the street.Jerseywomannedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.Jersianedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Wynonia declared themselves the world champion of hopscotch, proudly hopping around the sidewalk while being Jersianed.Jerusalem artichokedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Duuana recited Shakespeare to a garden gnome, convincingly Jerusalem artichoked.Jerusalem cherriedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.The librarian coughed politely as Zhanna loudly proclaimed their love for Shakespeare, sounding slightly Jerusalem cherried.Jerusalem cricketedadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.Jerusalem crossedadj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.Jerusalem haddockedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Aria-rae challenged a park bench to a staring contest, wonderfully Jerusalem haddocked.Jerusalem mixed grilledadj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.Zarar tried to high-five a statue, enthusiastically Jerusalem mixed grilled.Jerusalem oakedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Jerusalem pinedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Jerusalem poniedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Jerusalem sagedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.Jerusalem syndromedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.Lynzi passionately serenaded a statue in the park, pouring their heart out while being completely Jerusalem syndromed.Jerusalem thornedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Zeba laughed uproariously at their own jokes, unmistakably Jerusalem thorned.