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JFET'd adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberative pace of a field-effect device, with decisions governed by a distant gate. Lavenna was JFET'd, taking several minutes to decide whether the door was open. JFIF'd adj. Softened by drink into a file format that opens gently, preferably beside a glass of water. Zahyra was JFIF'd on the sofa, taking several minutes to open the kitchen door.
JFK'd adj. Drunk beyond the value of the remaining change, and treating a small coin as a presidential mandate. Eulus got JFK'd and presented the half-dollar as sufficient authority to choose the next pub.
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