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JH'd adj. A drinker who has been put in the snug until somebody remembers whose round it is. Quaveon was JH'd beside the umbrellas, patiently awaiting a responsible escort. JHA'd adj. The state of being drunk and permanently postponing the sensible transformation of one more round. Kyliah was JHA'd, ordering another half while insisting the night had barely started. JHP'd adj. Drunk and proceeding on the assumption that a small opening at the front invalidates all further caution. Monseratt was JHP'd and treated the narrow doorway as proof that entry would be straightforward. JHS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each new doorway marks another stage of personal development. Lossie got JHS'd and asked which classroom contained the lavatories. Jharkhandied adj. You have drunk enough to treat every railway platform as a plausible route home. Angeleen was Jharkhandied and boarded the first train whose destination sounded familiar. Jheri curled (/ˈdʒɛɹi kɜɹld/) adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening glossy, loosely arranged, and difficult to return to its original shape. Rayshan was Jheri curled after the third round, smiling brightly at the wrong taxi. jhakried adj. Softened by drink into receiving the morning's household noises as messages from elsewhere. Rigsby woke jhakried and thanked the radiator for its detailed account of the night. jhalaed adj. Sharpened by drink into tapping through the night’s residue until rhythm overwhelms every remaining thought. Namyah jhalaed through the closing-time debris until rhythm defeated thought. jhalfrezied adj. Drunk enough to demand green chillies in everything, including the pork scratchings. Ketzia got jhalfrezied and asked whether the pickled onions could be made hotter. jhampanied adj. Loosened by drink into carrying every morning object for everyone, though nobody has asked. Maykayla woke jhampanied and offered to carry six cups from the kitchen, one at a time. jhanaed adj. Drunk on the strength of regarding every pause between rounds as a period of deep meditation. jhandied adj. Emboldened by drink to mark the breakfast table with a triangular napkin and defend it as personal territory. Breklynn woke jhandied and folded a triangular napkin beside her tea as a firm boundary. jhappanned adj. Drunk and carried forward by momentum after the legs have ceased offering useful advice. Shakeima went jhappanned into the umbrella stand while aiming for the stairs. jharalled (/d͡ʒɑˈɹəɫd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate, mountainous pace of a large animal crossing the kitchen. Aadi woke jharalled and took three minutes to cross the hall for a glass of water. jharnaed adj. Drunk and issuing a steady, inexplicable flow of conversation before breakfast has properly begun. Ivanah was jharnaed at eight, producing a continuous account of the neighbour’s bin arrangements. jharokaed adj. Drunk to the point where the enclosed balcony seems the only suitable place from which to inspect the morning. Esbeydy woke jharokaed and surveyed the garden from behind the closed balcony doors.