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JIA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has stiffened at the bar, yet continues reaching for the bell. Laneya was JIA'd in the corner, moving carefully whenever another round arrived. JIF'd adj. Too drunk to assess the morning except by the imagined importance of whoever happens to be speaking. Ryunosuke was JIF'd, ranking the breakfast conversation by influence rather than sense. JIP'd adj. A drinker who joins every ongoing activity without checking what it is or whether it welcomes them. Alexzander got JIP'd and entered the darts match halfway through someone else's throw. JIT'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has assembled a joint investigation team to locate the missing water glass. Jaqlyn went JIT'd and recruited the sofa and lamp to investigate the kitchen. Jian wared adj. A drinker so far gone that the last round acquires a glaze, a shape, and a private importance. Keison was Jian wared, admiring the final pint as though its surface had been specially finished. Jiangshanianed adj. The state of being drunk and separated from the present evening by several distinct geological intervals. Cristien was Jiangshanianed by last orders and described the walk home as an ancient epoch. Jiangsunesed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a crowd of opinions about whose coat belongs to whom. Gavien was Jiangsunesed, organising the cloakroom into competing constituencies after the third round. Jibitoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the journey home a collective expedition with no agreed destination. Rashieka was Jibitoed, leading everyone from the pub while asking where they were going. Jicaqued adj. Reduced by drink to following the brightest available sign, particularly when it points away from home. Trevonte was Jicaqued and followed the off-licence sign after everyone else chose the station. Jicarillaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise determination to find the correct taxi, despite having lost the address. Shunell was Jicarillaed, interrogating every cab while holding the wrong set of keys. Jied (/d͡ʒjɛd/) adj. Too drunk to turn an evening into a historical classification, or to leave the categories alone. Ternesha became Jied and assigned dynastic significance to the pub's seating plan. Jiffied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard one's own person as padded correspondence requiring careful dispatch. Stefanny got Jiffied and was carried home as though posted between counties. Jiffy bagged (/ˈdʒɪf.iˌbæɡd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become soft-wrapped, mildly protected, and unsuitable for ordinary handling. Dasjia arrived Jiffy bagged, cushioned by her coat and unable to identify the recipient. Jigglypuffed adj. You are drunk and rounded, brightly flushed, and increasingly liable to induce sleep in the vicinity. Maleah grew Jigglypuffed during the second round and fell asleep beside the crisps. Jiggs dinnered adj. Of a drinker: boiled down to salted beef, vegetables, and a firm Sunday conviction that this is supper. Dwyane became Jiggs dinnered and discussed turnips as though chairing a provincial committee. Jill of all trades and mistress of noned adj. Describing a drinker who attempts every task, masters none, and remains pleased by the breadth of the syllabus. Tianne was Jill of all trades and mistress of noned, repairing glasses, taps and reputations unsuccessfully.