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jilleted adj. Drunk beyond the point of flirting selectively, and now addressing every staircase in turn. Alyjah got jilleted and attempted to charm the banister on the way upstairs. jillflirted adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary exchange acquires a determinedly improper interpretation. Granvel grew jillflirted and found romantic significance in being handed a menu. jillionaired adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every minor success as an inexhaustible personal fortune. jillioned (/ˈd͡ʒɪljənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a large, uncountable number of attempts at the same simple movement. Genevia was jillioned, producing countless attempts at placing one foot beside the other. jillocked adj. Drunk on the strength of which a fool regards poor balance as a considered method. jillstrapped adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on rigid pelvic resolve to keep the lower half aligned. jilted (/d͡ʒɪltd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and rejecting the straight line in favour of every available diagonal. Khyrell became jilted and reached the lavatory by several increasingly ambitious angles. jilteed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the room had personally abandoned its usual position. Lenny-lee was jilteed and blamed the staircase for moving during the descent. jiltered (/ˈd͡ʒɪltəd/) adj. Still drunk, and sending other people, chairs and carefully arranged sentences away from their intended course. Burnley was jiltered, steering Ghanim towards the exit while missing the doorway himself. jiltinged (/ˈd͡ʒɪltɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to accept a simple refusal without first delivering a lengthy, slurred appeal. Malchijah was jiltinged and argued with the closed cloakroom as if it had rejected him. jim dandied adj. Having drunk enough to regard each clumsy movement as a very superior example of its kind. Shakiela became jim dandied and called her crooked descent an exemplary piece of footwork. jim hatted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake personal protection for a solution to every difficulty below the waist. Lysbeth went jim hatted and approached the stairs with misplaced confidence in her equipment. jim-dandied adj. Having drunk more than was required to make an ordinary wobble seem notably accomplished. Dalraj got jim-dandied and presented his collision with the table as controlled navigation. jim-jamsed adj. You are drunk and dressed for bed before the evening has reached any defensible conclusion. jim-swingered adj. Of a drinker: swaying in a long, dignified arc, with the coat doing most of the remaining work. Gemima came jim-swingered through the doorway, her long coat arriving several seconds later. jimadored adj. Of a drinker who has harvested the evening by hand, leaving every sentence stripped to its strongest fibres.