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jimbanged adj. Describing a drinker who has made the whole business of standing, speaking and turning into one ongoing undertaking. Jamyra was jimbanged, conducting the whole descent with both hands and considerable ceremony. jimbed adj. Reduced by drink to drumming on the nearest object and accepting applause from nobody. Nelline was jimbed before last orders, making a convincing rhythm from two coasters. jimboited adj. A drinker who has crystallised into a rigid, mineral-like arrangement of limbs and intentions. jimbued adj. A drinker so far gone that every movement has the pungent, onion-like persistence of a repeated instruction. Melondy was jimbued, returning stubbornly to the same stair after each failed attempt. jimcracked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a showy bauble as evidence of sound judgement. jimcrackeried adj. Having drunk enough to mistake tasteless ornament for a sound basis for interior decoration. Zady was jimcrackeried, praising the plastic swan as essential to the morning room. jimcroed adj. Reduced by drink to patrolling the coast in spirit, with every gull treated as an approaching aircraft. Lonia was jimcroed and kept watch from the beer garden for enemy aeroplanes. jimdandied adj. You have drunk enough to consider a misstep a first-rate achievement and expect applause for it. jimjamed adj. The state of being drunk and dressed as though the sensible part of the evening had already ended. Atheana became jimjamed and tried to climb the stairs in clothing meant for sleep. jimjilbanged adj. Emboldened by drink to enter every warm room and offer unsolicited treatments. Audrena was jimjilbanged and recommended a sauna to the entire bar. jimmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the school hall's apparatus as a perfectly reasonable route home. Antonese got jimmed and attempted the pub stairs as though they were a climbing frame. jimmered (/ˈd͡ʒɪməd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who opens and closes at the wrong moments, like a faulty hinge. Dondre was jimmered, folding unexpectedly whenever he attempted to sit down. jimmied (/ˈd͡ʒɪmid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who scatters small, cheerful errors over every surface and calls the result decoration. Pharrell became jimmied and sprinkled the table with crumbs while missing the glass entirely. jimmy capped adj. Reduced by drink to a state of elementary protection, careful movement and very limited verbal output. Diminic went jimmy capped and descended the stairs one guarded syllable at a time. jimmy hatted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every promise of discretion as permanently binding. Annahbella got jimmy hatted and began discussing private arrangements beside the fruit machine. jimped adj. Drunk by closing time, and gripping the conversation in three places so it cannot get away.