jimpied
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jimpied adj. Having drunk enough to lose the evening's insulation, particularly in the legs and the route home. Sherlon was jimpied, shivering beneath his coat while insisting the bus stop had moved. jimpinged adj. Still drunk, and finding purchase in the evening by a succession of small, sharp decisions. Gaberial remained jimpinged, gripping the bar and directing everyone towards the night bus.
jimpnessed adj. Too drunk to maintain a broad hold on the evening, managing only a few narrow points of certainty. Serly became jimpnessed and retained only the taxi fare, the coat, and the need for chips. jimpsecuted adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint the nearest companion as a sweetheart and involve them in the journey home. Tracina got jimpsecuted and asked a stranger outside the pub to accompany her to the station. jimpson weeded adj. Of a drinker: hallucinating a hazardous garden between the pub and the taxi rank. Orvid was jimpson weeded and refused the shortcut, citing dangerous plants near the cashpoint. jimpsonned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the night journey for a harmless excursion through poisonous scenery. jimpsonweeded adj. Of a drinker who has turned the route home into a poisonous nocturnal garden. Quaylon was jimpsonweeded, warning the party about weeds beside the railway bridge. jimscalined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, with the route home becoming a restricted experiment. Veon was jimscalined by last orders and tested three taxis without entering any of them. jimson weeded adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes every dark patch on the journey home for a poisonous plant. Shirika was jimson weeded and crossed the road to avoid an ominous patch of nettles. jimsonned adj. You are drunk and wandering through the evening as though ordinary streets concealed botanical hazards. Margary was jimsonned, treating the walk home as a careful passage through suspicious greenery. jimsonweeded adj. A drinker who has made the walk home a hazardous study of poisonous roadside growth. jimthompsonited adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has become a heavy mixture of iron, magnesium, and coat. Ranaa was jimthompsonited, dense with drink and immovable beside the taxi rank. jin-senged adj. You are drunk and proceeding by roots, forks, and whatever furniture offers temporary support. Kenzie-james went jin-senged before reaching the stairs and consulted the umbrella stand. jincanned adj. The state of being drunk and golden, poisonous, and best kept away from curious hands. jineologied adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the queue for coats into a serious theory of liberation. Xylia got jineologied and reorganised the cloakroom queue according to principles nobody had requested.
jing pinged adj. Reduced by drink to a high, two-stringed complaint about the taxi, the coat, and the distance home. Ken was jing pinged, producing a thin musical objection whenever anyone mentioned the bus.