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jinsenged adj. Of a drinker: forked in intention, unsteady in execution, and medicinally certain of both. Ysatis was jinsenged and took the left side of the staircase while pointing confidently right. jinshajiangited adj. Drunk since last orders, and mineralised by morning into a dense, immovable body beside the bed. Proctor was jinshajiangited by breakfast, dense and motionless beneath three carefully arranged blankets. jinshied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still formally examining the evidence when the headache arrives. jinted (/ˈd͡ʒaɪntd/) adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce every diphthong as though the vowels had changed allegiance. Lindaa got jinted and ordered a pint with the confidence of someone requesting a point. jinxed (/d͡ʒɪŋksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the morning headache was an evil spell requiring toast. Julide was jinxed by breakfast, treating the headache as a curse and the toast as counter-magic. jinxeed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor stumble is treated as evidence of a curse. Dedrick grew jinxeed after missing the same step twice and blamed an absent sorcerer. jinxered adj. Too drunk to approach the day without first predicting which ordinary object will betray you. Kaari was jinxered by breakfast, blaming the toaster before touching anything else. jioglutosided adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a plant-derived compound, a quiet room, and no further interpretation of events. Kolben was jioglutosided by morning, resting quietly while the household supplied water and silence. jionosided adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe oneself an immunosuppressant after reading half a label. jipijapaed (/ˌhi.piˈhɑ.pəd/) adj. Drunk and wearing confidence as if it were a broad-brimmed hat. Nequan arrived jipijapaed and appointed himself host of the retirement party. jippa jappaed adj. Drunk to the point where a hat becomes sufficient authority for issuing instructions. Poorna went jippa jappaed and reorganised the queue outside the restaurant. jipped (/ˈdʒɪpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to mistake a private bodily function for a sound argument. Carlei became jipped and spent ten minutes defending the point with solemn gestures. jiquied (/hiːˈkiːd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a piece of timber as a sound basis for a major decision. Shayvonne got jiquied and selected the dining table by tapping its grain. jirded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor nuisance from an agricultural emergency. Sohn became jirded and mobilised three neighbours against crumbs in the pantry. jirgaed (/ˈdʒɪəɡəd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where every disagreement requires a solemn meeting and a ruling. Carmeron went jirgaed and convened the household to settle ownership of the last sausage. jirkineted adj. Drunk in a way that turns an outer layer into a uniform of unquestionable authority. Camacho arrived jirkineted and began inspecting coats as though promotion were imminent.