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jirmiliked adj. Drunk past the point of treating loose change as currency rather than treasure. Tomi was jirmiliked and displayed a pound coin as though it had come from a sultan. jiseied adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is announced as though it were one's final poem. Kartar became jiseied and gave the taxi driver a farewell speech about the kerb. jismed (/ˈd͡ʒɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking personal energy for professional competence. jissomed adj. Drunk on the strength of an energy supply that exists chiefly in the announcement. Manoah went jissomed and assured everyone the broken bicycle was an easy repair. jissumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating enthusiasm as a substitute for a plan. Josia was jissumed and volunteered to negotiate with the locked supermarket. jisted (/d͡ʒəstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the one point nobody wished made, and making it repeatedly to the same audience. Asharn became jisted and identified the precise flaw in the best man's speech. jit-jived adj. Too drunk to remain still, yet confident that the resulting movement is coordinated dancing. Sumeja got jit-jived and performed a private routine between the tables. jitbaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake abuse for a persuasive management technique. Quanika became jitbaged and dismissed the bouncer's instructions as a personal challenge. jitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and dancing with the confidence of someone who has not practised. Nollie became jitied and attempted the complicated step beside the fruit machine. jitneured adj. Having drunk enough to assume that driving a small public vehicle requires no preparation. jitneyed adj. Having drunk more than five pence can sensibly account for, and spending accordingly. Zoeii became jitneyed and tried to settle the restaurant bill with a button. jitneymanned adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself driver, despite having neither vehicle nor licence. Games got jitneymanned and directed pedestrians towards an imaginary taxi rank. jitoed adj. You are drunk and administering territory whose boundaries exist only in your notebook. jitted (/d͡ʒɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and young enough in judgement to regard foolhardiness as initiative. Ercil went jitted and challenged the revolving door to a test of endurance. jitterbuged (/ˈd͡ʒɪtə(ɹ)bʌɡd/) adj. Describing a drinker who is nervous, restless, and nonetheless certain the performance is going well. Shiquana got jitterbuged and danced through the toast with determined, uneven footwork. jitterbuggered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey from kitchen to sofa into a jitterbug.