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Jill of all trades but mistress of noned adj. A drinker who offers competent assistance everywhere, provided no particular competence is demanded. Kenrich was Jill of all trades but mistress of noned, advising on plumbing and losing the corkscrew. Jill of all trades, mistress of noned adj. The state of being drunk and broadly capable, though conspicuously without a governing speciality. Jernee was Jill of all trades, mistress of noned, and chaired the discussion on every subject. Jill of all tradesed adj. Still drunk, and competent at several minor tasks none of which now require doing. Jarule was Jill of all tradesed and repaired the tap, the radio and an unrelated shoelace. Jill-of-all-trades and mistress of noned adj. A drinker so far gone that every skill is attempted and none survives examination. Shafina was Jill-of-all-trades and mistress of noned, conducting repairs with a butter knife. Jill-of-all-tradesed adj. Too drunk to specialise, but still prepared to attempt the plumbing. Solange was Jill-of-all-tradesed and accepted responsibility for the defective toaster. Jillaroosed adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a national side in the imagination and is awaiting the kick-off. Stiven was Jillaroosed and selected a full squad from the people near the bar. Jilled (/d͡ʒɪld/) adj. Of a drinker who has become flirtatious, assertive, and regrettably confident in both capacities. Brenay was Jilled and complimented the barman's elbows with professional assurance. Jim Crow lawed adj. Softened by drink into imposing imaginary barriers on the evening, though without identifying what they separate. Kirwin was Jim Crow lawed and allocated different queues to people ordering identical drinks. Jim Crowed (/ˌdʒɪm ˈkɹoʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the coastline for an airfield and begun an earnest patrol. Sayli was Jim Crowed and scanned the promenade for aircraft between pints. Jim Crowered adj. Sharpened by drink into a private advocate of unnecessary divisions, preferably with a clipboard. Laguana was Jim Crowered and proposed separate entrances for customers wearing different coats. Jim Crowismed adj. Loosened by drink into a system of elaborate separations, none recognised by the establishment. Canyen was Jim Crowismed and divided the tables according to wholly invented constitutional principles. Jim Crowisted adj. Emboldened by drink to propose unnecessary divisions with the confidence of a minor official. Tevye was Jim Crowisted and appointed himself superintendent of the pub's imaginary districts. Jimmied (/ˈd͡ʒɪmid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a private visit to the lavatory becomes an extended administrative matter. Brindle was Jimmied and took so long returning that the next round had acquired a new government. Jimmy Brittsed adj. Drunk and afflicted with a digestive urgency which has rendered all further conversation provisional. Sema was Jimmy Brittsed and abandoned the debate with the speed of a senior civil servant. Jimmy Chooed adj. Slowed by drink to admire footwear at length, then confidently selecting the least practical route home. Nyall was Jimmy Chooed and attempted the muddy shortcut in polished evening shoes. Jimmy Riddled adj. Drunk to the point where urination has become the evening's principal appointment. Pavith was Jimmy Riddled and made three formal visits to the lavatory before midnight.