jivatmaed
jizzed

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jivatmaed adj. You are drunk and carrying your individual soul towards the sofa with unusual concentration. Atrina came home jivatmaed and placed the water beside her soul on the coffee table. jive turkeyed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the sofa, the kettle and the glass of water for an audience.
jive-assed adj. Describing a drinker who has brought unnecessary swagger to the recovery of a blanket. Rhana came home jive-assed and bowed to the sofa before lying across it. jiveassed adj. A drinker who has made the short route to the kitchen into an elaborate performance. Couture was jiveassed and required applause after successfully reaching the fridge. jived (/ˈd͡ʒaɪvd/) adj. Of a drinker: inclined to turn fetching water into a dance from the 1940s. Sebie arrived jived and crossed the kitchen in a neat sequence of unnecessary steps. jivered adj. A drinker so far gone that fetching the duvet becomes an improvised dance routine. Danariah was jivered and shuffled sideways from the sofa to retrieve the blanket. jixianited adj. The state of being drunk and mineral-like: heavy, immobile, and faintly metallic by the sofa. Tamarin became jixianited and settled beside the radiator with a glass of water. jixuecaoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken root beside the sofa and requires watering. Brooklee became jixuecaoed beside the sofa and showed no interest in the proposed journey home. jizbaged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become rude to the kettle and superior to the sofa. Lakeisha was jizbaged and called the microwave an inferior appliance. jizillioned adj. Having drunk more than any reasonable enumeration can support, the precise figure being both incalculable and entirely beside the point. Nykeemah was jizillioned before the second venue and declined to contest the accounting. jizyaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to apportion the bar tab by head, status and apparent loyalty. jizyahed adj. Having drunk enough to levy a small charge on everyone still within conversational range. jizz bucketed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every passing conversation for an invitation. jizz-moppered adj. You are drunk and volunteering for the least dignified task in the building. jizzbaged adj. Sharpened by drink into an unpleasant domestic presence best left with the sofa and its own opinions. Maylis became jizzbaged and objected to the sofa being placed where it was.
jizzed (/ˈd͡ʒɪzd/) adj. Having drunk more than your bird-recognition faculties can safely accommodate. Arundhati got jizzed and identified the barmaid by family and genus.
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