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jizzered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats the sofa as an occasion for indiscretion. jizzhounded adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening pursuing one subject with canine persistence. Dolci was jizzhounded and returned to the same indecent topic between every round.
jizzled adj. Describing a drinker who yields every point at the first raised eyebrow. jizzmoppered adj. Of a drinker: employed, in imagination, to restore order after an unwise late round. Hilja was jizzmoppered and found a cloth for the sticky bar. jizzraged adj. A drinker who has become contemptible chiefly through misplaced confidence. Lilyrae was jizzraged, lecturing the darts board on its poor judgement. jizztrumpeted adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole bar learns of every passing thought. Trevon was jizztrumpeted, announcing each tactical visit to the lavatory. jizzumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on sheer spirit to support increasingly poor decisions. Shareeda was jizzumed and treated sheer spirit as a sound basis for ordering another round. jizzwaded adj. The state of being drunk and accumulated into one dense, inconvenient presence. Kylan-jai was jizzwaded, occupying the corner seat like a settled deposit.
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