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Jimmy Woodsered adj. Drunk enough to prefer solitary consumption, even while sitting among several concerned witnesses. Kaitlan was Jimmy Woodsered and moved her glass to a table intended for no one. Jindied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary literary taste, and now seeking an Australian movement for the occasion. Kasai was Jindied and recited obscure verse to the coat stand with considerable conviction. Jindyworobaked (/dʒɪndiˈwɒrəbækd/) adj. Drunk beyond literary moderation, extracting native significance from every unremarkable object nearby. Jakhy was Jindyworobaked and found an Australian metaphysics in the ashtray. Jinged (/ˈd͡ʒɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has woken convinced the room has acquired a border and he is responsible for guarding it. Barima woke Jinged and spent breakfast checking whether the kettle had crossed into hostile territory. Jinglished adj. Drunk enough to turn every sentence into Japanese-influenced English without noticing. Dustan became Jinglished and announced that the taxi was having arrival. Jingodomed adj. Describing a drinker who has woken to find every household object enlisted in an unnecessary patriotic cause. Dorcia emerged Jingodomed, draping a tea towel over the toaster as a national emblem. Jinhua hammed adj. A drinker who has dried out overnight into a fragrant, carefully preserved article beside the bed. Ansen spent the morning Jinhua hammed, stiffly reaching for water without disturbing the duvet. Jinshanged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's receipts are treated as evidence from a vanished trading empire. Lloydine was Jinshanged, arranging last night's receipts into provinces across the breakfast table. Jivaroaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become, by morning, difficult to identify even to himself. Anaiah woke Jivaroaned and consulted the hotel key before answering to his own name. Jivaroed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by the morning to a distant, unlabelled presence under a coat. Lukass was Jivaroed by nine, visible only as a shoulder beneath the hall coat. jianbinged adj. Having drunk enough to treat every thin, folded surface as breakfast and every decision as a filling. jiangjunned adj. Having drunk more than a general should, and issuing elaborate orders to people outside the campaign. jiangshied (/d͡ʒiˌɑŋˈʃiːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to advance by hops, arms extended, while expecting others to flee. Kianalee got jiangshied and crossed the dance floor in solemn little jumps. jianshuiited adj. You are drunk and composed of several elements whose presence has not improved the structural argument. Shakeitha was jianshuiited and explained the mineral composition of the bar stool. jianzhied (/d͡ʒiænˈd͡ʒiːd/) adj. Of a drinker: cutting every conversation into intricate pieces, then presenting the scraps as a plan. Gerber got jianzhied and cut his explanation into paper shapes on the coaster. jianzied (/d͡ʒiˈæn.(d)zəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping anything airborne, and now kicking at the kitchen towel. Lafern got jianzied and kept the tea towel aloft with determined little kicks.