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jibberished adj. Describing a drinker who has lost the thread of speech while retaining complete confidence in its delivery. Nathael was jibberished on the landing, addressing the umbrella stand as though it had asked a question. jibbinged adj. Of a drinker: performing tricks over the sofa cushions, with limited regard for the landing. jibbingsed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the final milk of the evening and regards it as restorative. jibbonned adj. Describing a drinker who resembles a spring onion while standing beside the kitchen counter. jibboomed adj. Too drunk to reach the glass directly, but still extending towards it with confidence. Natosha was jibboomed and reached over three cushions for the water. jibed (/d͡ʒaɪbd/) adj. A drinker who makes facetious remarks at the kettle, the cushions and anyone holding water. jibered adj. A drinker so far gone that every glass of water receives a small taunt. Ananda was jibered and jeered at the water before drinking it gratefully. jibheaded adj. The state of being drunk and extending your head beyond the sofa arm to find the floor. jibleted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become pocket-sized in judgement, carrying only scraps of the evening onward. Annest was jibleted after last orders, with one glove and no recollection of the other. jiboaed adj. The condition of a drinker who coils round the sofa and declines to be unwrapped. jiboiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and slowly encircling the nearest available source of warmth. Baylan ended the night jiboiaed round the radiator, speaking only when someone moved it. jiboneyed adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes a minor household menace over the last biscuit. Luida got jiboneyed and guarded the biscuit tin from the sofa. jiboyaed adj. Still drunk, and incapable of releasing either the bar stool or the conversation attached to it. jibsheeted adj. Too drunk to steer a conversation without hauling it sharply towards whatever catches your attention. Lusero went jibsheeted after the fourth pint, dragging every topic towards the fruit machine. jibstayed adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain upright only because the nearest table has taken the strain. Kayleighann stood jibstayed against the bar, offering firm opinions on the quality of the carpet. jicamaed (/ˈhɪ.kə.məd/) adj. Having drunk enough to crunch through the evening with the misplaced confidence of a bar snack. Pater arrived jicamaed, eating pickled onions as though they were a proper supper.