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JND'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the smallest change in circumstances becomes a major and confidently detected event. Mayvis got JND'd and declared the room substantially altered when someone moved a coaster. JNOV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of setting aside the correct verdict because personal certainty has acquired legal vocabulary. Jennylee got JNOV'd and overturned the table's unanimous decision to order chips.
JNS'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every attempted feat unscored for insufficiency. Hedd was JNS'd and received no mark for the modest leap beside the bar. jnanaed (/dʒəˈnɑː.nəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the self and the barmaid appear briefly identical. Latunya was jnanaed and addressed the mirror as Ultimate Reality. jnled adj. Drunk on the strength of a diary entry you cannot read, recording only that matters were serious. Juny was jnled, finding yesterday’s single-word note both unhelpful and authoritative. jnlsted adj. Drunk enough to keep a private record of the evening, with confidence that future readers will value it. Hadli got jnlsted and documented the pub quiz answer he had confidently invented.
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