Jo - Page 1
JO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the morning's private arrangements for a matter requiring administrative assistance. Srinav was JO'd, offering unsolicited guidance on a perfectly ordinary locked bathroom door. JO1'd adj. You are drunk and performing the duties of a junior prison officer, chiefly by denying everyone exit. Georgina-leigh got JO1'd and began checking coats as though supervising a correctional facility. JOI'd adj. Drunk on the strength of written instructions that nobody present remembers requesting or following. Gabreella was JOI'd, consulting the back of a cereal packet as though it contained personal directions. JOMO'd (/ˈd͡ʒəʊməʊd/) adj. You are drunk and delighted that nobody expects you at the gathering you declined. Yanderi was JOMO'd and raised a glass to missing the village social. Jo blocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and using the sofa as a precision reference for every household movement. Tieanna was Jo blocked, measuring the distance from the kitchen to the sofa by touch. Jo-Jo booked adj. The drunkenness of one who has woken with last night's private narrative illustrated in every available receipt. Tevyn was Jo-Jo booked, having annotated the taxi receipt with a plot no one could follow. Joachimismed adj. Reduced by drink to a set of morning-after convictions about imminent historical transformation. Abbigael was Joachimismed, announcing that the hangover marked the beginning of a new age. Joachimited adj. Softened by drink into a person who rejects the day's arrangements while borrowing everyone else's. Farai woke Joachimited and rejected the hotel breakfast on principled grounds, then ate April-louise's toast. Joachimsthalered adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning-after object of considerable weight, brightness and poor exchange value. Akansha was Joachimsthalered, silver-tongued at breakfast but unable to purchase another coffee. Joachited adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose morning arguments have separated from their supporting evidence. Mcgregor was Joachited, discarding each explanation before finishing the next cup of tea. Joan of Arced adj. Slowed by drink to a solemn crawl, though still prepared to lead the expedition towards coffee. Arjav was Joan of Arced by breakfast, directing the march to the café one careful step at a time. Joaned (/d͡ʒəʊnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address every morning inconvenience as though it had personally slighted you. Irline woke Joaned and complained to the toaster for withholding a proper breakfast. Joanied adj. Drunk and dressed for yesterday, with the morning's clothing choices preserved beyond reasonable appeal. Kashara was Joanied at breakfast, wearing last night's jacket over a visibly historic blouse. Joannited adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing the kitchen tap to a position of spiritual authority. Ravonda became Joannited and stood quietly before the tap with an empty tumbler. Job's comforted adj. Drunk enough to offer consolation that leaves the hungover recipient distinctly less consoled. Tejal was Job's comforted, assuring Harjan that the stain improved an otherwise unfortunate shirt. Job's comfortered adj. Drunk past the point of sympathy, offering morning advice with the dependable effect of worsening matters. Jetli was Job's comfortered, recommending a brisk walk while Raylei searched for the bathroom.