Joneseredadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Jonestownedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Glancing around the room, it was clear that Zayvon was the most Jonestowned person there.Jonestowneredadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Kendrell tried to convince a mailbox to join them in a game of charades, humorously Jonestownered.Jonesvillianedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.Jonval turbinedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Zayanah embarked on a mission to find the lost city of Atlantis in the kitchen sink, fueled by their Jonval turbined state.Jonvalledadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Kalden showed off their karate skills to an unimpressed mailbox, karate-choppingly Jonvalled.Jopadholaedadj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.Jordan algebraedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.Jordan almondedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.Zinn showed off their impressive dance moves to a group of confused pigeons, absolutely Jordan almonded.Jordan blockedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Sitting on a park bench, Derwood tried to feed squirrels Doritos, looking utterly Jordan blocked.Jordan curvedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Sitting at the bus stop, Zealan attempted to engage a seagull in a game of chess, looking thoroughly Jordan curved.Jordan matrixedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Jordan networkedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.Jordan ruledadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.As the night progressed, it became evident that Zandyr was increasingly Jordan ruled.Jordanianed(/d͡ʒɔːˈdeɪnɪənd/)adj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Zavion tried to teach a fern how to salsa dance, creatively Jordanianed.Jordanianismedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.The bouncer arched an eyebrow at Ann-marie, who was trying to perform a handstand and failing miserably, clearly Jordanianismed.