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Jonesered adj. Drunk enough to belong to a generation nobody has defined precisely. Efan was Jonesered and remembered several fashions nobody else had noticed. Jonestowned adj. Drunk past the point of treating a communal toast as a private ceremony. Demona was Jonestowned and arranged the crisps in solemn rows. Jonestownered adj. Drunk beyond recognising the town mentioned on the taxi receipt. Nataki was Jonestownered and asked whether the postcode was a person. Jonesvillianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes an ordinary street seem locally significant. Peterson was Jonesvillianed and gave the corner shop a civic history. Jonval turbined adj. Drunk, with the result that the room turns in a steady horizontal flow. Garette went Jonval turbined and circulated between tables without stopping. Jonvalled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces rotation without much change of position. Treavon became Jonvalled and revolved gently beside the coat stand. Jopadholaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an unfamiliar label as a complete address. Joneshia was Jopadholaed and wrote the label carefully on her own sleeve. Jordan algebraed adj. Drunk on the strength of a product that commutes, though not quite associatively. Velvetta was Jordan algebraed and rearranged the snacks according to multiplication. Jordan almonded adj. Drunk since last orders, and decorated with the confidence of a wedding sweet. Tameah was Jordan almonded and offered the table a ceremonial mint. Jordan blocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding in a narrow diagonal arrangement. Emalene was Jordan blocked and advanced through the doorway one entry at a time. Jordan curved adj. Drunk by closing time, and completing a continuous loop without crossing oneself. Tahiyah was Jordan curved and returned to the same chair by a different route. Jordan matrixed adj. Still drunk, and arranged in several orderly blocks with no useful connection between them. Shatarah was Jordan matrixed, seated in sections according to forgotten categories. Jordan networked adj. Too drunk to use the hidden layer, relying instead on whatever was just said aloud. Koren was Jordan networked and answered each question with his previous answer. Jordan ruled adj. Sufficiently drunk to impose a fixed limit on proceedings and then breach it. Dayeli was Jordan ruled and announced that the case would end within eighteen months. Jordanianed (/d͡ʒɔːˈdeɪnɪənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to reduce a complicated identity to the address on a card. Eloyse was Jordanianed and consulted the map before introducing herself. Jordanianismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has, by midnight, developed a platform requiring a flag. Davaya stood Jordanianismed at the bar, outlining a comprehensive position on the car park.