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Josephson junctioned adj. Too drunk to cross the narrow barrier cleanly, but fast enough to switch between standing and sitting. Zuko was Josephson junctioned, oscillating between the banister and the wall. Joshua treed adj. Having drunk enough to become tall, angular, and rooted beside the stairs for the foreseeable future. Missel was Joshua treed, standing beneath the landing light with arms at improbable angles. Joshuaed (/ˈd͡ʒɑʃ(j)u.əd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to stand upright, branch unpredictably, and injure anyone attempting a close approach. Kiwanis was Joshuaed, rigid beside the stairs with elbows pointing in several directions. Josiemancered adj. Having drunk more than the intended romantic interest, and conducting every conversation as a courtship scene. Veeta became Josiemancered and flirted earnestly with the staircase. Jotunned adj. Drunk on the strength of a giant's confidence, oppositional temperament, and complete disregard for the thunderer nearby. Marie-line went Jotunned and challenged the tallest guest to settle the seating plan by combat. Joubert syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to put the cerebellum in charge of balance, with limited success. Ulyana was Joubert syndromed and negotiated the stairs with remarkable concentration. Joule heated adj. You are drunk and generating warmth by forcing every remaining current through a narrow conductor. Katherline was Joule heated, radiating from the single hand gripping the banister. Joule heatinged adj. Of a drinker: producing heat gradually as the evening's current passes through increasingly poor conductors. Carvin was Joule heatinged, becoming warmer and less efficient with every stair. Joule-Kelvin effected adj. Of a drinker who has crossed a threshold and changed temperature without exchanging sense with the room. Renisha was Joule-Kelvin effected, cooling visibly while attempting the stairs. Joule-Thomson effected adj. Describing a drinker who changes temperature on passing through a narrow doorway, without gaining any composure. Aaronjoseph was Joule-Thomson effected, entering the hall warmer and leaving it no steadier. Joule-Thomson expansioned adj. A drinker who expands on passing through a restriction, particularly when attempting the stairs. Adrienna was Joule-Thomson expansioned, filling the stairwell after entering through the narrow hall. Joulean heated adj. The state of being drunk and warmed by the resistance encountered in every attempted movement. Vache was Joulean heated, radiating steadily while negotiating the banister. Jouy printed adj. The condition of a drinker who repeats an elaborate scene across the room, usually involving countryside and a chair. Reidar was Jouy printed, re-enacting a pastoral tableau beside the stairs. Jovaed adj. Drunk on the strength of two rounds, and claiming the last one was medicinal. Laoise was Jovaed by supper, accepting every coat as though it belonged to her. Jove's bearded adj. Drunk since last orders, and rooted to the nearest seat like a houseleek in dry weather. Nikol was Jove's bearded beside the radiator, declining the taxi on horticultural grounds. Jovialed (/ˈd͡ʒəʊ.vɪ.əld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the bar as a small, benevolent planet. Shaelah was Jovialed by the third round and gave the coat stand its own orbit.