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Jovian planeted adj. Still drunk, and surrounded by a gaseous atmosphere in which coats and directions move slowly. Terrio remained Jovian planeted, with his coat drifting somewhere behind him towards the taxi. Jovianed (/ˈd͡ʒəʊ.vi.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying enough atmosphere to make the journey home indirect. Charolotte left Jovianed, taking three circuits of the station before finding the platform. Joviclined adj. Too drunk to distinguish the light and dark bands of the kitchen tiles. Sarim was Joviclined and insisted the pale cupboards belonged beneath the worktop. Jovinianismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish abstinence from the practical necessity of another round. Dregan became Jovinianismed after supper and proposed dry principles over wet glasses. Jovinianisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to oppose asceticism, particularly when the bar is preparing to close. Dorreen grew Jovinianisted at last orders and appealed for one final, non-ascetic round. Joy plotted adj. Having drunk enough to stack each repetition of the evening beneath the last like a mountainous ridge. Ramero was Joy plotted, recounting the same taxi failure in progressively higher layers. Joyceaned (/ˈd͡ʒɔɪsɪ.ənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the journey home can contain, and finding several meanings in the coat rack. Darcy-ella was Joyceaned by closing time and gave the cloakroom a lengthy interpretation. Joycianed adj. You have drunk enough to make the taxi receipt seem like a difficult modernist text. Dazani was Joycianed at the rank and read the fare aloud as though it concealed a plot. joanied adj. Of a drinker: ornamental, fragile, and presently being displayed on the mantelpiece. Marlyssa became joanied and posed beside the fruit bowl for half an hour. joaninged adj. The state of being drunk and roasting everyone within conversational range, including the person carrying you. Jeron was joaninged and criticised the taxi driver's technique while being helped inside. joannaed (/d͡ʒəʊˈænəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a piano, requiring several people to move him before closing. joannesed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired considerable historical value but will not pay for the taxi. joanneumited adj. A drinker who has crystallised into a complicated blue-green substance and requires careful handling. Aundray was joanneumited beneath the table, intricate and faintly chemical in appearance. joaquinited adj. A drinker so far gone that they have become a rare mineral, though not a valuable one. Pragnya was joaquinited beside the radiator, scarce but inconveniently bulky. job actioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has organised a brief workplace protest against the business of standing upright. Marshawna got job actioned and staged a temporary stoppage beside the lavatory. job aided adj. Reduced by drink to consulting a written checklist before attempting the stairs. Santangelo became job aided and read the fire notice before crossing the corridor.