jocoted
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jocoted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fruit being carried home without bruising. Amelie-rose went jocoted on the walk home, advancing carefully between the kerb and the takeaway. jocteleged adj. Drunk to the point where every pocket contains a small blade for opening the journey home. Alfanso became jocteleged and produced a pocketknife to address an entirely ordinary parcel.
jocularismed adj. Drunk enough to invent a new term for every delay between the bar and the front door. Cari grew jocularismed and named the coat-room queue before joining it. jocularitied (/ˌd͡ʒɑkjəˈlɛɹɪtid/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation and into sustained joking while the coats are distributed. jocularnessed adj. Of a drinker: displaying a studied fondness for jokes, most of them regrettably original. Irandy became jocularnessed and annotated each round with a separate pun. joculatored adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the duties of a jester, without first establishing an audience. Haywood was joculatored, performing to three colleagues who had stopped listening. joculatrixed adj. Describing a drinker who supplies entertainment with the confidence of a professional and the material of an amateur. jocumaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a flowering tree, particularly when crossing to the sofa. jocunditied adj. A drinker who has acquired an unearned brightness and is distributing it indiscriminately. Mahalah was jocunditied and congratulated the rain on its punctuality. jocundnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that cheerfulness has become an administrative condition, not a response to events. Jacksin was jocundnessed and entered the dullest conversation with ceremonial enthusiasm. jodaved (/ˈdʒoʊdɑːvɛd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating every available surface as an occasion for unnecessarily elaborate decoration. Osker became jodaved and arranged the nibbles according to an elaborate imaginary court hierarchy. jodded adj. Softened by drink into the smallest useful mark in several alphabets. Rayetta was jodded and signed the card with one economical stroke. jodelered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the coat stand for an Alpine echo. Antonnio became jodelered beside the coat stand and waited for its reply. jodellered adj. The drunkenness of one who answers in a chest voice and concludes in falsetto. Anneta was jodellered and made the booking sound unexpectedly alpine. jodhed adj. Sharpened by drink into a conspicuous tenth-place assertion. Nimmy became jodhed and insisted that the tenth item on the list mattered most.
jodhpured (/ˈd͡ʒɒdpə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a marked disparity between upper-body confidence and lower-body control.
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