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jogaed adj. Drunk beyond the reach of balance, though still attempting a disciplined posture. Honie was jogaed and folded carefully into the corner of the sofa. joganoshed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every unfamiliar person appear to require a lengthy, unsolicited classification. jogathonned adj. Drunk to the extent of undertaking a prolonged, charitable-looking circuit with no clear finish or beneficiary. jogeded (/[ˈd͡ʒo.ɡəd]d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of percussion, movement, and the mistaken belief that an audience has assembled. Digna became jogeded and performed an extended folk routine between the tables. jogeed adj. Drunk on the strength of a serene expression that conceals no useful control of the legs. Marnita looked jogeed, smiling peacefully while missing the second step. jogeted (/[ˈd͡ʒoˈɡɛt]d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and dancing with classical seriousness to music of wholly private provenance. Clarkie was jogeted and executed measured figures beside the fruit machine. jogged (/d͡ʒɒɡd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces an energetic trot towards destinations whose necessity remains unproved. joggered (/ˈd͡ʒɒ.ɡəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes after drink still attempting a measured circuit of the kitchen. joggiesed adj. Reduced by drink to trousers as soft and forgiving as the morning after requires. jogging bottomsed adj. Sharpened by drink into the blunt, elastic practicality of tracksuit trousers the next morning. Demaine was jogging bottomsed before coffee, dressed for neither exercise nor visitors. jogging braed adj. Loosened by drink into a person treating firm support as an unreasonable morning-after demand. Marcin was jogging braed at breakfast, negotiating with every fastening as though it were optional. jogging pantsed adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning in track trousers and call it a considered choice. Bianney came downstairs jogging pantsed, unconcerned by the formal nature of the breakfast table. jogging strollered adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, suspended progress of a three-wheeled vehicle crossing uneven ground. Kamiaya moved jogging strollered towards the kettle, one hand braking at every rug. jogginged (/ˈd͡ʒɒɡ.ɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into a slow, repeated movement between bed, bathroom and water. Shalako spent breakfast jogginged between the bedroom and tap, never quite arriving anywhere. joggled (/ˈd͡ʒɒɡəld/) adj. Drunk and moving in two adjacent reverse bends, especially when rising from a chair. Yin got joggled reaching for the toast, forming a neat little angle beside the table. jogglered adj. Drunk to the point where jogging and juggling have become one poorly supervised morning activity. Shannette was jogglered, running after an orange while attempting to keep three spoons airborne.