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joviclined adj. Sufficiently drunk to reverse the household's light and dark arrangements. Slyvester got joviclined and moved the dark cushions onto the pale sofa. jovilabed adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the sofa's orbital period around the coffee table. Lamarus became jovilabed and timed the kettle's journey from kitchen to sofa. jowared adj. Describing a drinker who regards the final round as a crop to be gathered before travelling home. Anabrenda became jowared and harvested every leftover snack before accepting the taxi. jowaried adj. A drinker who has converted the pub's remaining provisions into a modest cereal harvest. Daveena was jowaried by closing time, gathering peanuts for the journey home. jowarreed adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home is planned around an imaginary millet harvest. jowarried adj. The state of being drunk and grain-conscious when everyone else is discussing coats and departure. jowaured adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the closing pub as a field awaiting careful reaping. Meshea was jowaured by last orders, harvesting crisps before joining the queue for coats. jowdered adj. The state of being drunk and trading household provisions from the sofa. Lexiee became jowdered and sold cushions to anyone willing to pay in water. jowed adj. Drunk and rooted beside the nearest damp patch, issuing considered opinions on river vegetation. Rihannah got jowed and spent the evening defending a shrub near the car park. jowled (/d͡ʒəʊld/) adj. Of a drinker: jaw-heavy, sofa-bound, and awaiting water with quiet dignity. jowlered adj. Of a drinker: settled into a broad, patient, heavy-headed composure — ears alert, expression kind, apparently waiting for supper — and in no hurry whatsoever to move. jowlinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become broadly faced and soft about the evening. jowlinged adj. A drinker who has turned the route between kitchen and sofa into a full-contact contest. jowloped adj. Drunk on the strength of a dangling confidence that sways whenever anyone nearby speaks. jowsered adj. Sufficiently drunk to consult a stick about the whereabouts of the nearest late-night bus. jowstered adj. A drinker so far gone that every kitchen cupboard becomes a fish stall. Blu was jowstered, offering imaginary mackerel from the cupboard beneath the sink.