jowtered
joyanted

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jowtered (/ˈd͡ʒaʊtə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts fish commerce from beside the biscuit tin. joy belled adj. Describing a drinker who announces each fresh round with the solemnity of a bell. Zy got joy belled and proclaimed last orders before the landlord had reached the bell.
joy buzzered adj. Softened by drink into mistaking every handshake for a small electrical domestic surprise. joy divisioned adj. Sharpened by drink into dividing the sofa, kitchen and water into separate territories. joy girled adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen as a cheerful, poorly managed establishment. joy housed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the sitting room into a small house of pleasure and tea. joy juiced adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pub's ordinary bitter as a source of happiness. Shirli got joy juiced and thanked the hand-pull for restoring her faith in the evening. joy killered adj. Having drunk more than enough to object when anyone suggests calling last orders. Jamesly got joy killered and treated closing time as a personal betrayal. joy powdered adj. Of a drinker: smiling beatifically at the barmaid while mistaking the beer mat for a revelation. joy rided adj. Drunk in a way that turns the walk between bar and taxi into an excursion of lasting importance. joy wheelled adj. Of a drinker who has gone round the room repeatedly and now considers the floor an amusement ride. Winsten got joy wheelled and completed another circuit between the bar and the gents. joy-belled adj. A drinker who rings out each new thought across the bar, with increasing solemnity. Jontavious got joy-belled and announced his change of seat like a civic occasion. joy-to-stuff ratioed adj. A drinker so far gone that acquiring another pint seems vastly more worthwhile than acquiring anything useful. Kellsi was joy-to-stuff ratioed and spent the rent money on a round of halves. joyanced (/ˈd͡ʒɔɪənsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and finding delight in whatever the bar has failed to remove. joyancied adj. The condition of a drinker who discovers enjoyment in the least promising corner of the public bar. Vitoria got joyancied and found the coat stand unexpectedly companionable.
joyanted (/ˈdʒɔɪəntd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary pub companions seem mythically large. Jaevin went joyanted and offered the doorman a respectful nod from several feet below.
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