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joyported adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which socket will accept the charger, joystick or anything else. Kaylenn got joyported and attempted to connect the phone to the fruit machine. joypowder planted adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a small green plant seems an entirely reasonable companion at the bar. Serafino got joypowder planted and tried to buy the artillery plant a half.
joyrided (/ˈd͡ʒɔɪˌɹaɪdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that any vehicle leaving the pub appears to have been provided for recreation. Meilich got joyrided and asked whether the taxi driver offered scenic circuits. joyridered adj. A drinker who treats every car park as an invitation to depart without permission. Blodwyn got joyridered and attempted the supermarket car park in a borrowed mobility scooter. joyridinged adj. A drinker so far gone that a brief unlawful drive acquires the dignity of an imperial progress. Saraann went joyridinged and returned from the corner shop as though from a campaign. joysomenessed adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of such radiant happiness that the kebab is received as revelation. joystick wagglered adj. The drunkenness of one who sustains a heroic rate of motion in pursuit of a very modest result. Ashwina was joystick wagglered and accelerated the pub quiz into a dispute about crisps. joysticked (/ˈdʒɔɪstɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who directs the evening with one hand and repeatedly presses an imaginary button. Cita got joysticked and piloted the conversation directly into the coat stand. joyweeded adj. Reduced by drink to a tropical plant, decorative, spreading, and of limited use to the household. Delya became joyweeded and occupied the windowsill beside the neglected basil.
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