John Doedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Zeya passionately argued that the floor was, in fact, lava, determined to avoid touching it in their John Doed game of make-believe.John Doreedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.John Doriedadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.John Hancocked(/dʒɒn ˈhænkɒkd/)adj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Zea passionately defended their choice of socks to a passing dog, convincingly John Hancocked.John Henriedadj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.John Hoppedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.Zarea attempted to break out into a spontaneous river dance routine, impressively John Hopped.John Innesedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.John Lennon glassesedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.Zara-leigh proclaimed themselves the world champion of chair surfing, skillfully John Lennon glassesed.John Lennon spectaclesedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.John Roscoedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.In the dimly lit bar corner, Druey sat, exhausted and John Roscoed after a night of revelry.John Smithedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.John Thomasedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.A group of ducks quacked at Zan as they attempted to lead them in a conga line, appearing comically John Thomased.John Travoltaedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.John crowedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.John the Baptistedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.John the Conqueror rootedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.