John Doedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.John Doreedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Carolette performed a dramatic reading of a shampoo bottle label, dramatically John Doreed.John Doriedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.John Hancocked(/dʒɒn ˈhænkɒkd/)adj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.John Henriedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.John Hoppedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.John Innesedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Yaris stumbled over their own feet, a classic sign of being John Innesed.John Lennon glassesedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.John Lennon spectaclesedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.John Roscoedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Zella tried to teach a barstool how to juggle, showcasing their talents even in a state of being seriously John Roscoed.John Smithedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.Zen started a deep conversation with a houseplant, revealing their innermost thoughts and fears, all while being visibly John Smithed.John Thomasedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.In a moment of clarity, Soyini proclaimed themselves the king/queen of potato chips, sounding oddly John Thomased.John Travoltaedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.John crowedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.John the Baptistedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.During a game of charades, Zamarrion acted out a giraffe, looking hilariously John the Baptisted.John the Conqueror rootedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Elyahna decided to have a conversation with a traffic cone, humorously John the Conqueror rooted.