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Johnny One Noted adj. Sharpened by drink into one emphatic opinion, repeated until the room achieves surrender. Shadiqua got Johnny One Noted and returned solemnly to the merits of one particular pudding. Johnny One-noted adj. Loosened by drink into a single argument, which now wanders beyond its original subject. Havin became Johnny One-noted and connected bus timetables with the decline of civilisation. Johnny Rawed adj. You have drunk enough to approach every task as a beginner, including opening the crisps. Baley went Johnny Rawed and required instruction before attempting the bottle opener. Johnny Rebbed adj. Of a drinker: loudly devoted to an obsolete cause, though chiefly to finding the lavatory. Cnythia grew Johnny Rebbed and defended a forgotten campaign beside the fruit bowl. Johnny no matesed adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the party, the invitations and most available companions. Avah went Johnny no matesed and spent half an hour befriending the coat stand. Johnny on a ponied adj. Describing a drinker who has become the entire apparatus of a playground game. Shanteria was Johnny on a ponied, crouched while three cousins climbed aboard. Johnny on the ponied adj. A drinker who has been reduced to a human platform, with the dignity of a playground. Michaela was Johnny on the ponied, bearing children across the sitting room. Johnny one-noted adj. Emboldened by drink to express one view repeatedly, including to people who share it. Taziyah went Johnny one-noted and explained the virtues of punctuality to the clock. Johnny onionsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the bicycle becomes a respectable method of agricultural commerce. Lafrance was Johnny onionsed, pedalling carefully while offering produce to strangers. Johnny rooked adj. The state of being drunk and circling the room with the solemn purpose of a tropical bird. Venie was Johnny rooked, surveying the buffet from the back of a chair. Johnny-come-latelied (/ˌdʒɒni.kʌmˈleɪtlid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who arrives at the conclusion after everyone else has gone home. Mouhammad was Johnny-come-latelied, applauding a joke whose teller had already left. Johnny-jump-upped adj. Reduced by drink to making small, cheerful appearances wherever the furniture permits. Jaylian went Johnny-jump-upped, rising repeatedly from behind the armchair to greet people. Johnny-on-the-spotted adj. Softened by drink into being conveniently present, particularly beside the wrong cupboard. Jubayer was Johnny-on-the-spotted, available immediately when nobody needed a hand. Johnny-one-noted adj. Slowed by drink to one carefully repeated opinion, delivered between lengthy pauses. Justin-lee became Johnny-one-noted and took two minutes to praise one brand of biscuits. Johnson barred adj. Drunk and reinforced against ordinary movement, particularly near a doorway. Zahmir stood Johnson barred across the hall, providing structural support to nobody. Johnson grassed adj. Drunk to the point where every spare corner appears suitable for vigorous, unwanted growth. Nikima became Johnson grassed and spread across the sofa with invasive confidence.