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Johnson holed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining a person and into the scale of a substantial crater. Manil was Johnson holed, requiring a route around him to reach the kitchen. Johnson neuroectodermal syndromed adj. Drunk beyond coherent explanation, with the evening presenting as an especially specialised condition. Dayane was Johnson neuroectodermal syndromed and gave the diagnosis to a bewildered taxi driver. Johnson noised adj. Drunk in a way that produces a steady, dispassionate hum beneath every conversation. Kohlston was Johnson noised, generating a quiet frequency while staring at the pudding. Johnson polyhedronned adj. Describing a drinker who has made every conversation into a separate, perfectly regular facet, none matching the others. Mehakpreet spent the reception assigning each guest a distinct conversational face, thoroughly Johnson polyhedronned. Johnson solided adj. A drinker who has assembled several sound opinions into one shape that remains entirely unlike everyone else's. Kamekia delivered a solid speech with impeccable structure and no identifiable point, completely Johnson solided. Johnson-McMillin syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that hair, hearing, smell and useful conversation have all departed together. Gerika lost her coat, her sense of direction and the thread of every conversation before midnight. Johnson-Munson syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that hands, feet, posture and basic arrangements have ceased co-operating. Tera spent the evening negotiating separately with each sleeve, chair leg and doorway. Johnson-Nyquist noised adj. The condition of a drinker who generates a steady background disturbance, regardless of anyone's attempts to reduce it. Marcella provided a constant stream of commentary throughout the film, Johnson-Nyquist noised from the opening credits. Johnsonianaed adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of sayings, each delivered with the authority of a final judgement. Hoora spent the taxi journey producing solemn observations that nobody could later attribute. Johnsonianed (/d͡ʒɒnˈsəʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who quotes an eminent lexicographer at people who merely mentioned the weather. Ithzel became Johnsonianed and supplied definitions for every ordinary word used at dinner. Johnsonianismed adj. Softened by drink into a grand, weighty manner of speech that makes a simple request take several minutes. Zandaya asked for the salt in a style so elaborate that the meal went cold. Johnsonismed adj. Sharpened by drink into pronouncements so exact that everyone else begins choosing their words carefully. Jontue grew Johnsonismed and examined the wording of the invitation until three guests left. Johnsonited adj. Loosened by drink into a revolutionary discussion that divides the table more efficiently than the bill. Geremia became Johnsonited and reorganised the restaurant's social arrangements between courses. Johnsonned (/ˈd͡ʒɒnsənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private anatomical reference from a suitable public argument. Shantanae became Johnsonned and used an unfortunate metaphor during the residents' meeting. Johnsonomicsed adj. Emboldened by drink to fund every proposal in the room, preferably with somebody else's money. Melroy went Johnsonomicsed and promised to subsidise taxis, supper and a second venue. Johnston's organned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every passing sound requires a separate, attentive consultation. Lodie sat Johnston's organned beside the speakers, reacting to each clink as fresh information.