Johoreanedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Zebidiah narrated their every move like a sports commentator, making even the mundane seem exciting in their Johoreaned state.Johorianedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Jolaedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.Jollofedadj.Showing impaired ability to regulate emotional responses due to alcohol.Jolly Rogered(/ˌdʒɒli ˈɹɒdʒəd/)adj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Ziarah demonstrated their impressive balance skills by walking a straight line of imaginary tightropes, masterfully Jolly Rogered.Jolly balancedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Peering through a haze of confusion, Praxedis realized they were hopelessly Jolly balanced.Jolofedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Jomonnedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.Jonagoldedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.Despite being incredibly Jonagolded, Ziyan managed to convince a bouncer that they were actually the mayor of the town.Jonah crabbedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.Jonah fishingedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.Shiheem became emotional over a vending machine, tearfully Jonah fishinged.Jonahed(/ˈd͡ʒəʊnəd/)adj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.Jonathanned(/ˈd͡ʒɒnəθənd/)adj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.With a mischievous grin, Howe confessed to feeling slightly Jonathanned.Jonatickedadj.Living beyond one's means of control due to excessive alcohol intake.In the middle of the dance floor, Ivalene showcased some rather questionable dance moves, undeniably Jonaticked.Jones diagramedadj.Exhibiting unsteadiness caused by alcohol intake.Zoe declared themselves the "King/Queen of Nachos" at a party, proudly embracing their Jones diagramed persona.Jones polynomialedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Zaraya shared a heartfelt toast to a vending machine, expressing their gratitude and Jones polynomialed affection.