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JP drained adj. Drunk on the strength of a single persuasive idea, then steadily emptied of the ability to retain it. Jeffory got JP drained and announced an excellent plan before losing it beside the lavatory. JP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to settle minor pub disputes with an air of official appointment. Aviyonna went JP'd and mediated a quarrel over the last pork pie. JP-1'd adj. Reduced by drink to a highly refined, inflammable version of oneself, best kept away from a match. Arunvir was JP-1'd and nearly set the quiet corner alight with opinions. JP-4'd adj. Softened by drink into a broad-cut social fuel that spreads through every conversation. Ocella was JP-4'd and diluted the evening with questions for complete strangers. JP-5'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a high-flashpoint conversational hazard for everyone within earshot. Ameenah was JP-5'd and turned a harmless toast into a formal accusation. JP-7'd adj. Loosened by drink into supersonic remarks that arrive before anyone can prepare a reply. Immanuelle became JP-7'd and left the gathering speechless at unusual speed. JP-8'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every social boundary as a runway. Dashonna got JP-8'd and asked the landlord to join the family photograph. JPEG'd (/ˈd͡ʒeɪ.pɛɡd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and compressing every memory until the important details become indistinguishable. Trese got JPEG'd and recalled the entire birthday in a series of increasingly blocky impressions. JPG'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserving the evening in a smaller, blurrier format than events deserve. Machenzie got JPG'd and described the restaurant using four colours and one uncertain doorway. JPopped adj. Drunk and treating Japanese pop music as the proper soundtrack to clearing yesterday's glasses. Welby was JPopped, stacking empty bottles in time with a tune nobody else could hear. Jpopped adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic task acquires a catchy refrain and a delayed entrance. Loree was Jpopped, singing the same hook whenever the washing machine stopped. jpegged adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly saving a degraded version of the same confident decision. Tyki got jpegged and kept exporting the plan to leave in progressively poorer condition. jpged adj. Sharpened by drink into a compressed household image, with every kitchen detail suddenly significant. Konnie sat jpged beside the fridge, studying one crisp crumb for several minutes. jpsied adj. Softened by drink into a brief, resonant particle of significance, shortly followed by a request for water. Padon went jpsied and delivered a profound toast to the contents of the ashtray.