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JS prommed adj. Loosened by drink into a formal household dance, with the sofa serving as the principal partner. Zody became JS prommed and waltzed carefully between the sofa and the sink. JS'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a vessel of state, proceeding ceremonially towards the nearest berth. Aubreerose was JS'd by midnight and required docking beside the coat rack. JSA'd adj. Reduced by drink to claiming every round is an entitlement and every refusal an administrative error. Forbes became JSA'd and presented the barman with a carefully reasoned case for one more. JSC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the evening a limited-liability company, with shares changing hands freely. Ivy-louise got JSC'd and transferred her last fiver to the pool. JSDK'd adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled the necessary tools but cannot make the stairs render correctly. Shymir was JSDK'd and carried the banister as though it were essential equipment. JSE'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every doorway wait for a response before allowing passage. Emmaly was JSE'd and paused at the kitchen doorway as though submitting a request. JSF'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between a joint plan and several unrelated personal missions. Emeline announced a shared departure, then vanished separately towards the cloakroom, kitchen and front gate. JSNI'd adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the kitchen's native interface without consulting anyone. Rodessa got JSNI'd and attempted to communicate directly with the dishwasher. JSON'd (/ˈd͡ʒeɪsənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to arranging every domestic thought as a document before speaking. Alauni was JSON'd on the sofa, organising a request for water into several sections. JSOW'd adj. Drunk and maintaining a joint standoff from the sofa, the kitchen, and any further responsibility. Fortunate stayed JSOW'd on the sofa, conducting the evening from a safe distance. JSP'd adj. Drunk enough to render a complete web page from the sofa, including an urgent request for water. Cay was JSP'd and served the household news from beneath the blanket. JSR'd adj. Having drunk more than the moment warrants, jumping into a new subroutine whenever responsibility approaches. Yazira was JSR'd and abandoned the bill to explain programming to the doorman. JSWDK'd adj. Drunk in a way that treats every last order as a web development kit for another round. Dystany got JSWDK'd and began debugging the bar tab instead of paying it. JSX'd adj. You are drunk and combining gestures, speech, and stair navigation into one untidy visible structure. Trellis was JSX'd and delivered the announcement while assembling himself beside the stairs.