JS prommedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.JS'dadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.JSA'dadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Genesiss debated the existence of mermaids with a seagull, philosophically JSA'd.JSC'dadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Zinna woke up with a mysterious tattoo, proof of being dangerously JSC'd.JSDK'dadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Zheneavia attempted to teach a cat the art of tap dancing, displaying their ambitious JSDK'd goals.JSE'dadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Deotis found themselves in a deep philosophical discussion with a rubber duck, a classic JSE'd scenario.JSF'dadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.JSNI'dadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.JSON'd(/ˈd͡ʒeɪsənd/)adj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.In the midst of the chaos, Cardis was spotted, passed out and completely pickled on the sofa.JSOW'dadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.A neighbor found Zeanna peacefully asleep on their front lawn, looking peacefully JSOW'd.JSP'dadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.Zdenka decided to take up tap dancing in the middle of a parking lot, impressing bystanders with their JSP'd moves.JSR'dadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.JSWDK'dadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.JSX'dadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.Completely JSX'd, Zecheriah attempted to befriend a cat, but it was having none of it.