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judased adj. The condition of a drinker who betrays confidence while maintaining an air of administrative innocence. judcocked adj. Having drunk more than the company can tolerate of sudden, low-level interruptions from the edge of the room. judded adj. Sufficiently drunk to collapse socially under the slightest pressure, bringing the conversation down with them. Adriaan got judded after the toast and folded into the sofa, taking two coats with him. judder barred adj. You are drunk and treating every minor obstacle as a public engineering feature requiring group negotiation. Kassadie went judder barred on the pavement, making the party cross the road around her. juddered (/ˈd͡ʒʌdəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to shake spasmodically whenever anyone nearby asks you to remain still. Jelesia became juddered during the photograph, forcing everyone to wait through several blurred attempts. juddocked adj. Of a drinker: drunk and making sudden, low flights between conversations, leaving companions to follow. Nyasia became juddocked at the wedding, darting from table to table without completing a greeting. judeophobed adj. Drunk enough to mistake routine breakfast arrangements for an organised threat. Dearld was judeophobed, asking whether the café menu had been watching him. judeophobiaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a quiet kitchen into a sequence of unwarranted alarms. Daegan was judeophobiaed, jumping at the fridge and apologising to the bread. judge advocated adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation receives unsolicited legal advice. Keyawna became judge advocated and explained the evidential status of the empty glass. judge of facted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every bend in the corridor as a rally stage. Jasmine-jade became judge of facted and awarded the hallway a narrow victory. judge, jury and executionered adj. Drunk on the strength of which minor inconveniences are judged and punished immediately. Daisy-bo became judge, jury and executionered and confiscated the last breadstick. judge-made lawed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually establishing precedent by repetition. judge-rapporteured adj. Drunk by the third round, and reporting the facts of the evening to nobody in particular. judgecrafted adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying considerable technique to a simple refusal. judged (/d͡ʒʌd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk in a way that finds everyone present liable for something unspecified. judgedomed adj. Still drunk, and presiding over a small realm consisting chiefly of nearby furniture. Tenia was judgedomed, ruling from the end of the sofa.