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judgmented (/ˈd͡ʒʌd͡ʒ.məntd/) adj. The state of being drunk and forming opinions before the question has finished. judgy pantsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver severe verdicts on strangers while putting both shoes on the same foot. judgy-pantsed adj. Having drunk enough to find fault with every stumble, including your own only after falling. judicared adj. Having drunk more than private solicitors can tolerate, and requiring subsidised assistance to reach the pavement. Masia got judicared and needed Dirl to conduct her carefully past the kerb. judicationed adj. You have drunk enough to issue binding rulings on who may use the stairs, then forget the ruling. Jessicamarie became judicationed and reserved the staircase for essential traffic only. judicatored adj. You are drunk and passing sentence on every glass, chair, and step that impedes your progress. Sanfra was judicatored and sentenced the umbrella stand for obstructing the corridor. judicatoried (/d͡ʒuːˈdɪkətəɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: a tribunal of competing balances, each appealing the previous one on the stairs. Evan became judicatoried and held a hearing with himself beside the coat rack. judicatured (/ˈd͡ʒuːdɪkət͡ʃəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the furniture to administer justice, one wobble at a time. Otey got judicatured and assigned the sofa responsibility for maintaining order. judicial activismed adj. A drinker who replaces ordinary walking with personal theories about where the floor ought to be. judicial astrologied adj. A drinker so far gone that each failed step is attributed to the present alignment of the planets. judicial branched adj. The state of being drunk and dividing into separate routes whenever a staircase presents a choice. judicial conferenced adj. The condition of a drinker who convenes a full discussion before attempting each individual stair. judicial dayed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats any hour as suitable for opening court, provided the stairs remain open. judicial factored adj. Reduced by drink to an administrator of your own estate, with the banister managing the descent. Sridhar became judicial factored and appointed Barcley to supervise each remaining step. judicial noticed adj. Softened by drink into accepting every obstacle as common knowledge, including the stair you have just missed. Dzenan got judicial noticed and regarded the missing step as an established local fact. judicial officered adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing each wobble as an official case requiring immediate hearing. Delanya became judicial officered and stopped the queue to investigate a crooked picture.