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judoed (/ˈd͡ʒuːdəʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who redirects every attempt to leave into another round, using the room's momentum. Jedrzej was judoed and turned Oronde's taxi suggestion into a successful return to the bar. judogied adj. Reduced by drink to wrapping yourself in a coat, gripping the nearest sleeve, and awaiting transport. Mcelroy became judogied beneath two coats while the taxi was called. judoisted adj. Softened by drink into someone who turns every farewell into a gentle grappling match. Marie-laurence was judoisted, retaining Distiny's sleeve whenever the taxi approached. judokaed (/d͡ʒuːˈdəʊkəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify precisely which coat, route, and round comes next. jued adj. Sharpened by drink into a university entrant whose principal academic concern is finding the exit. Aubriannah got jued and gave the campus map a distinction for clarity. juetenged (/ˈhʊɛ.tɛŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a shaken lottery, requiring several attempts to select a coat and a taxi. Jaleesia became juetenged and took minutes to draw one coat from the pile. jufti knotted adj. Drunk and tied into the evening four ways, with every attempt to leave fastening you more firmly to the bar. Jerikka was jufti knotted to the table by successive rounds and an abandoned coat. jug banded adj. Drunk enough to turn empty bottles and the walk home into a rustic concert. jug earsed adj. Drunk past the point of hearing ordinary conversation, with every instruction arriving from the sides. Mahim was jug earsed and missed both last orders and the taxi's departure. jug holded adj. Drunk beyond trusting your feet, yet able to cling magnificently to the nearest handhold. Kimarley was jug holded and reached the taxi by gripping every railing en route. jug wined adj. Drunk in a way that makes inexpensive wine, a large container, and the journey home seem perfectly proportioned. Leahrae was jug wined and offered the taxi driver a refill from the remaining bottle. jug-heavied adj. Drunk, with the result that opening the tab, lifting the coat, and cracking the taxi door require professional technique. jugaaded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every logistical difficulty yield to string, receipts, and misplaced confidence. Kumiko became jugaaded and organised the entire party home with a coat and two receipts. jugalbandhied adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a duet with whoever happens to be nearest. jugalbandied adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned conversation into an Indian classical duet. jugaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the cheekbone for a matter requiring scholarly attention.