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jugalled adj. A drinker so far gone that the cheekbone has become the principal authority on facial structure. jugationed adj. Reduced by drink to pairing everything with something else, preferably without justification. Berend became jugationed and paired the salt cellar with every available object. jugcathayenosided adj. Softened by drink into a walnut-bark compound of uncertain medicinal pretensions. jugemented adj. Of a drinker who has decided, after three halves, that every conversation requires a verdict. Zubie became jugemented and delivered a ruling on the barmaid’s choice of music. jugendstiled (/juːɡənt.ʃtɪld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into decorative curves, floral opinions, and an objection to plain furniture. Franciscojavier became jugendstiled and criticised the pub's lettering as insufficiently organic. jugered adj. Loosened by drink into measuring the evening in Roman agricultural units. Berwick became jugered and estimated the distance to the kebab shop in ancient acreage. jugerumed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a Roman field as personal territory. Arthella became jugerumed and attempted to annex the smoking area. jugfished adj. Slowed by drink to the placid, distended pace of a swellfish awaiting circumstances. Charnele became jugfished and took several minutes to recognise the coat stand. jugfulled adj. Drunk and filled to the brim, with no reliable account of what has produced the fullness. jugged (/d͡ʒʌɡd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you carry the evening in one hand and pour its contents into every conversation. juggered adj. Drunk to the point where every passing bird is identified as an Indian falcon. Niamya became juggered and classified the pub's pigeons by falconry potential. juggernauted (/ˈd͡ʒʌɡ.ə.nɔːtd/) adj. Drunk enough to proceed as an unstoppable force, crushing minor social arrangements in the process. Eliza-lilly became juggernauted and advanced through the dinner party without yielding to chairs. jugginged adj. Drunk past the point of boiling discreetly, and now stewing in one's own earthenware temperament. jugginsed (/ˈd͡ʒʌɡɪnzd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which credulity can be distinguished from politeness. juggled (/ˈd͡ʒʌɡəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that keeps several objects aloft briefly, before assigning blame to gravity. jugglemented adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary deception appear an acceptable administrative technique.