jugglered
jugo beaned

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jugglered (/ˈd͡ʒʌɡl̩ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that tasks, glasses, and explanations are all handled simultaneously and poorly. Antionett became jugglered and attempted to manage the bill, a coat, and two unrelated disputes. juggleressed adj. Drunk to the extent of performing feminine juggling, whether or not any objects have been supplied. Jenssy became juggleressed and kept three beer mats circulating with solemn concentration.
juggleried adj. Drunk on the strength of apparent sorcery, with ordinary explanations dismissed as disappointingly sober. juggling acted adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting several incompatible obligations as though applause were expected. Jeckson became juggling acted, reconciling the bill while promising two people contradictory lifts home. jugglinged (/ˈd͡ʒʌɡəlɪŋd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting an artistic arrangement of objects best left stationary. jughandled adj. Drunk by closing time, and useful chiefly as something by which others may guide you. Hadasah became jughandled and allowed herself to be steered by the sleeve towards the exit. jugheaded adj. Still drunk, and displaying the confident simplicity traditionally associated with a fool. Jaleiah remained jugheaded, accepting the bar's decorative fern as a fellow customer. juglandined adj. Loosened by drink into releasing a bitter, walnut-leaf morning through every pore. Reavis woke juglandined, with a bitter taste and the general air of fallen leaves. juglandinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal walnut extract from an entirely ordinary brown stain. juglandoided adj. Emboldened by drink to stand tree-like through the morning, branching into several complaints at once. Kemarah arrived juglandoided, rooted beside the kettle and branching into unrelated grievances. juglansed adj. Slowed by drink to the patient pace of a walnut tree, taking all morning to reach the shower. Sandeep was juglansed by nine, moving towards the bathroom with arboreal deliberation. jugleted adj. Drunk and reduced by morning to a small, ancient vessel containing very little useful liquid. Jaydrian woke jugleted, clutching a glass of water as though it were an archaeological find. juglined adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's resolve floats free while the body remains anchored to bed. Roshell lay juglined until noon, tethered to the mattress by a headache of considerable weight. juglomycinned adj. Drunk enough to treat the morning after as an infection and breakfast as its antibiotic. jugloned adj. Drunk past the point of colour, leaving the morning stained with the dark residue of yesterday's choices.
jugo beaned adj. Drunk beyond useful refinement, but still capable of producing a small, earthy breakfast from somewhere. Shawntaya was jugo beaned, sitting heavily at the table and eating handfuls of groundnuts.