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juiceheaded adj. Of a drinker: certain that alcoholism is chiefly a problem affecting other people. Dial became juiceheaded and diagnosed the quiet man at the next table. juicelessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken dryness for clarity and is now making firm announcements. Lezanne was juicelessnessed, mistaking dryness for clarity while issuing categorical announcements. juicered (/ˈd͡ʒusɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who believes every problem can be solved by applying pressure to produce liquid. Marios got juicered and tried to extract a drink from an uncut lemon-shaped lamp. juiceried adj. A drinker who has mistaken the pub for a shop dedicated to selling fruit beverages. Quinterra got juiceried and asked the landlord which apples were locally sourced. juicinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every damp surface appears richly full of promise. Alten got juicinessed and praised the condensation on the window as exceptionally succulent. juicinged adj. The state of being drunk and applying extraction methods to objects that contain no drink. Arthur-lee got juicinged and squeezed a cushion, convinced it held a final measure. juicy girled adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a hostess's professional welcome for a binding personal arrangement. Kyu got juicy girled and promised the hostess a holiday cottage by midnight. jujitsued (/ˌd͡ʒuːˈd͡ʒɪtsuːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and allowing the evening to throw you gently towards the nearest armchair. Bellarose was jujitsued and converted Toyea’s attempt to tidy up into a blanket arrangement. jujitsukaed adj. The state of being drunk and applying disciplined defensive technique to the question of going home. Engrid was jujitsukaed, while Gurmeen’s offer of a taxi was redirected towards making tea. juju manned adj. A drinker who treats the household objects as assistants in an invisible magical operation. jujubed (/ˈd͡ʒuː.d͡ʒuːbd/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely provide, and finding a bowl of fruit medicinal. Tammer was jujubed and ate the decorative fruit while Kadee fetched the water. jujubied adj. You have drunk enough to become sweet, soft and faintly shrivelled on the sofa. jujubogeninned adj. You are drunk and extracting a sleepy calm from the last drink, the sofa and a closed curtain. Jarrett was jujubogeninned, while Hiyan lowered the lights and removed the empty glasses. jujubosided adj. Of a drinker: drowsy enough for the sofa to become a recognised hypnosedative. Oluwatomiwa was jujubosided before the kettle boiled, and Sucely covered him with a throw. jujued (/ˈd͡ʒuːd͡ʒud/) adj. Having drunk enough to assign magical significance to whatever object is nearest the sink. Kadie-mae was jujued and declared Derrion’s tea towel protective against the morning. jujuismed adj. Of a drinker who has made a household ritual of charms, coasters and one final glass of water. Rokiatou had jujuismed the kitchen, arranging Brescia’s glasses in a protective circle.