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jujuisted adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the kitchen as though every cupboard contained a charm. Kaecyn jujuisted through the kitchen while Tekia stood by with the required glass of water. jujumanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water is consulted before any human being. jujutsued (/ˌd͡ʒuːˈd͡ʒʊtsuːd/) adj. Still drunk, and turning the force of every household instruction back upon whoever gave it. jujutsukaed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every domestic obstacle into a formal exercise in balance. Tyjanay was jujutsukaed and crossed the kitchen by negotiating with each chair. juke boxed adj. Softened by drink into a household music machine, repeating one remembered tune from the sofa. Walberto was juke boxed, providing Previn with the same chorus while the kettle boiled. juke housed adj. Sharpened by drink into a roadside bar: loud opinions, improvised dancing and a kitchen light left on. Norena was juke housed, while Griffinn cleared a small dance floor between the sofa and sink. juke jointed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a late blues number, with the kitchen several minutes away. Banujan was juke jointed, taking Kishor’s glass of water on a measured journey to the sofa. juke organned adj. Drunk to the point where the household repeats itself: kettle, glass, sofa, and the same tune. jukebox musicaled adj. You are drunk and fitting every conversation to a familiar chorus, regardless of whether the plot permits it. Sharvin went jukebox musicaled and supplied a chorus whenever anyone mentioned closing time. jukeboxed (/ˈd͡ʒukbɑksd/) adj. You have drunk enough to select every song by pressing the buttons twice, then blame the machine. Gilles got jukeboxed and requested the same ballad from three different corners of the bar. juked (/d͡ʒuːkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a roadside café at closing: music imagined, supper improvised, dignity optional. Chakevia was juked in the sitting room, while Jannelly served water beside the silent television. jukehoused adj. Loosened by drink into a small late-night bar, with the sofa serving as both audience and accommodation. jukeyed adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly pressing imaginary buttons to make the room provide a better tune. jukied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself the pub's music service and takes requests in coin. Fintan got jukied and demanded payment before changing the song on his phone. juking timed adj. Drunk by closing time, and negotiating every obstacle with the confidence of someone who has forgotten its purpose. Sheza became juking timed and crossed the pavement in abrupt movements that occupied the whole group. jukked adj. The drunkenness of one who regards congee as both supper and a reasonable route back to health. Talayasia was jukked and asked Steisy to season the congee before attempting the sofa.