jukskeied
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jukskeied (/[ˈjɵkskɛɪ]d/) adj. Describing a drinker who throws beer mats at the coat stand and calls the resulting scores official. jukued adj. A drinker who attends the pub as though it were an evening lesson and revises loudly from the bar menu. Paricia became jukued and took notes on bitter, lager, and cider beneath the till.
jukujikunned adj. A drinker so far gone that the written order and the spoken request bear no relation whatsoever. Huldia got jukujikunned and ordered cider by pointing at the crisps. julaped adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that mint would make the evening restorative. julepped (/ˈd͡ʒuːlɛpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a minty mixed drink for a medicinal course. Perel became julepped and prescribed another mint drink for what ailed the table. julgoldited adj. Reduced by drink to a blue, eight-water mineral, with little remaining movement at the bar. julidanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, segmented determination to cross the whole floor sideways. Jashauna went julidanned and advanced beneath the darts board with remarkable persistence. julided adj. Softened by drink into a many-legged creature making steady progress beneath the tables. julienited adj. Loosened by drink into thin blue fragments of conversation, each separate and chemically unhelpful. Shantea became julienited and reduced the discussion to narrow strips of blue opinion. julienned (/ˌdʒuːliˈɛnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cut every subject into long, thin strips and serve them round. Nyangel got julienned and sliced the landlord's story into manageable conversational portions. julietted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes spelling aloud seem a responsible substitute for being understood. Immanuelle was julietted and repeated the code word carefully to the coat stand. juliided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a sea snail, particularly when approaching the last bus. Anetra became juliided and took several minutes to cross the space between two stools. julioed adj. Drunk and spending the evening in obsolete small change, with every round carefully reckoned. julipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has discovered that fresh mint makes a second round sound temperate. Shanara got julipped and began describing each cocktail as a sensible restorative. julocrotined adj. Drunk to the point where every bitter acquires a long chemical name and a private history. Sheldia got julocrotined and recited the compound behind her lager to an unconvinced regular.
julodined adj. Drunk enough to polish the bar's dullest objects and call them jewels.
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