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julolidined adj. Drunk past the point of treating a complicated aromatic ring as a reasonable pub topic. julused adj. Drunk beyond the point where a hanging cluster is botanical rather than a useful description of the coat rack. Caralina got julused and described the umbrellas as a fine black catkin. jum'ahed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the kitchen table is not a place of assembly. jumared adj. Drunk in a way that tightens its grip whenever you put weight on the bar. Psalms became jumared and climbed from stool to counter by applying increasing confidence. jumarted adj. Drunk, with the result that the family history of a particularly stubborn hybrid seems entirely plausible. jumballed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a sugared confusion, with crumbs where judgement ought to be. Caffie grew jumballed and offered the birthday cake to the coat stand. jumbeed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the room inhabited by a small, unhelpful spirit wearing your coat. jumbie beaded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become decorative, ominous, and faintly useful as percussion. Zayana got jumbie beaded and tapped the table whenever conversation faltered. jumbied (/ˈdʒʌmbid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an unwelcome presence in every corner of the pub. Zamyrah went jumbied and drifted between the snug and the toilets without being invited. jumble saled adj. Softened by drink into a public assortment of discontinued possessions, each available for a modest offer. Sukie went jumble saled and tried to auction her gloves to the bar staff. jumbled (/d͡ʒʌmbəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to an assortment of unrelated parts, chiefly stories, keys, and loose change. jumblemented adj. Sharpened by drink into a confused mixture of observations, allegations, and one highly specific biscuit. jumblered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who muddles every arrangement, including the order of the drinks. jumblinged adj. Emboldened by drink to rearrange the evening without consulting any of its participants. jumbo daikonned adj. Drunk and enormous in manner, like a prized vegetable whose only remaining duty is to be grated. jumbo flying squidded adj. Drunk to the point where every limb has acquired independent ambitions and none has filed a flight plan. Anson became jumbo flying squidded and embraced the coat rack with marine confidence.