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jumbo framed adj. Drunk enough to transmit an unusually large payload of information before anyone can discard it. Samentha got jumbo framed and delivered the entire family history in one uninterrupted burst. jumbo jetted adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary transport, requiring a boarding announcement to reach the front door. Caben went jumbo jetted and attempted to check his suitcase at the cloakroom. jumbo mortgaged adj. Drunk beyond conventional limits, with excellent confidence and no prospect of repayment by morning. Riannon became jumbo mortgaged and pledged next month’s wages to another round. jumbo sliced adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you oversized, portable, and best handled one portion at a time. jumbo squidded adj. Drunk, with the result that all available arms are occupied and none is attached to a useful plan. jumboed (/ˈd͡ʒʌmbəʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the grandeur of a large aircraft, with the turning circle of a wardrobe. Nalyjah was jumboed and required the entire corridor to reach the lavatory. jumbogramed adj. Drunk to a degree that exceeds the permitted size of any ordinary conversation. jumboisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of lengthening every undertaking until fetching water resembles a naval project. jumboismed adj. Drunk to the extent of admiring whatever is largest, including the bill and the last remaining chip. Veanne went jumboismed and praised the enormous menu before ordering toast. jumboizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and enlarging every small event until the missing middle becomes supper. Maysel went jumboizationed and expanded a minor disagreement into a three-act production. jumbooed adj. Emboldened by drink to offer botanical guidance to strangers, whether or not any plants are present. Nimai became jumbooed and advised Malaina on pruning while she was carrying the washing-up. jumbophaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and consuming the conversation with the appetite of something microscopically vast. Grace-elizabeth became jumbophaged and absorbed every topic before anyone could finish it. jumbotronned adj. Too drunk to keep private thoughts at their original size. Harley-jai went jumbotronned and projected his opinion across the entire birthday dinner. jumbrellaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide cover for everyone beneath the patio heater, whether asked or not. jumbucked (/d͡ʒɐmbɐkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to bleat objections across the table until someone else must lead you home. jumelled adj. Slowed by drink to treating every companion as one half of a pair that must remain together.