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jumented adj. Drunk and requiring several people to distribute your weight between them. Kitzia went jumented before midnight, so Fardosa and two neighbours shared the journey home. juminged adj. Still drunk, and clearing away perfectly useful arrangements to make room for an untested harvest. Londa remained juminged and dismantled the picnic before anyone had eaten. jummabundeed adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a register, yet still assigning each departing guest a place in it. Deonni went jummabundeed and wrote the same names down under three different addresses. jummabundied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the gathering into a register of who has endured you so far. Ornagh got jummabundied and counted the guests according to how often they had changed seats. jummaed adj. Drunk to the point where you assess every person present as though collecting revenue from them. Corvyn got jummaed and divided the table into taxable portions before anyone could leave. jummahdared adj. Drunk on the strength of one’s own instructions, particularly when giving them about the way home. Nikole grew jummahdared and explained the route home to the driver from the back seat. jummahed adj. Drunk in a way that turns Friday lunchtime into a formal gathering around the leftovers. jummed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes abandoning one plan for another feel like agricultural strategy. Oracio got jummed and changed the venue after clearing half the table. jumminged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a forest from a future allotment, or confidence from permission. Kimmey got jumminged and began clearing the landlord’s hedge with a bread knife. jump and runned adj. The state of being drunk and treating every obstacle as part of a platform game. Tirus was jump and runned, clearing the doorstep before noticing the taxi. jump balled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every conversation resemble a contest for possession of the same subject. jump bluesed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the gathering into a small, brass-led chorus about your private grievances. jump booted adj. Drunk on the strength of your ankles alone, while the rest of the party supplies direction. jump boxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every absent acquaintance as a server to be reached through. Stella became jump boxed and sent Chitra to fetch people who were already sitting nearby. jump cushioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and falling upon the nearest companion with confidence in their resilience. Vinoth got jump cushioned and landed on Cashon while attempting to leave the bench. jump cutted adj. Still drunk, and losing pieces of conversation so that everyone else must reconstruct the sequence. Raydean went jump cutted, leaving Aidaliz to explain why the argument had apparently begun twice.