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jump drived adj. Sufficiently drunk to store every new thought in someone else's memory and retrieve none of it yourself. jump hosted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, you appoint another person as the route to safety. Jozlynn became jump hosted and sent Devereaux to negotiate every movement towards the door.
jump jetted adj. You have drunk enough to leave the room vertically, hovering briefly while your companions object. Yannely went jump jetted near the coats, requiring Zoella to prevent an airborne departure. jump jockeyed adj. You are drunk and treating chairs, bags and recumbent friends as obstacles in a private steeplechase. jump leaded adj. Of a drinker: electrically convinced that two unrelated people can be connected by holding them together. Erickia went jump leaded and attempted to connect Loreana to the nearest conversation by both elbows. jump listed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to link each person to several others by increasingly unlikely routes. jump paged adj. Drunk, with the result that every anecdote begins prominently and continues somewhere less convenient. jump passed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every attempted handover occur while airborne. jump point searched adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the quickest route across the room by inspecting every possible square. Chrisna was jump point searched and considered three routes to the lavatory before moving. jump processed adj. Drunk on the strength of discrete movements arriving at irregular intervals. jump ramped adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to leave the premises by means of a considerable launch. Lenaelle was jump ramped and regarded the kerb as suitable sporting equipment. jump roped (/dʒʌmp ɹəʊpd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly leaving the ground for no stated reason. jump scared adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sudden fright from an ordinary change in the lighting. jump seated adj. Having drunk more than the aircraft's spare seat was designed to accommodate. jump servered adj. You are drunk and providing a controlled route between two conversations that ought to remain separate. Kimba was jump servered, carrying remarks between the kitchen and the smoking area.
jump shotted adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to lift a glass peaks somewhere above the intended target.
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