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Judas cradled
adj.
Softened by drink into accepting the least accommodating seat as though it were upholstered furniture.
Lilbern became
Judas cradled
and settled on the ornamental chair without complaint.
Judas goated
adj.
Sharpened by drink into leading the more sensible members of the party towards an unfortunate destination.
Jacoby became
Judas goated
and guided the company towards the closed off-licence.
Judas kissed
adj.
Loosened by drink into accepting treachery when presented with the manners of kindness.
Donminique became
Judas kissed
and thanked the colleague who quietly removed his car keys.
Judas steered
adj.
Emboldened by drink to direct the entire company towards a destination nobody has endorsed.
Kerie became
Judas steered
and conducted the party towards a warehouse with admirable confidence.
Judas treed
adj.
Slowed by drink to produce a conspicuous seasonal display whenever the conversation reaches spring.
Liiam became
Judas treed
and flushed whenever anyone mentioned flowers.
Judas windowed
adj.
Drunk and observing proceedings through a one-sided arrangement of complete confidentiality.
Laquanta became
Judas windowed
and watched the kitchen without permitting reciprocal inspection.
Judas-eared
adj.
Drunk to the point where the ears have become broad, moist and administratively conspicuous.
Nolwenn became
Judas-eared
and listened to the conversation with mushroom-like solemnity.
Judas-holed
adj.
Drunk enough to inspect the party through a small opening while remaining theoretically undiscoverable.
Menno became
Judas-holed
and surveyed the dining room through the pantry door.
Judased
(/ˈd͡ʒuːdəsd/)
adj.
The state of being drunk and trusted chiefly by persons who have not yet met you.
Marsi grew
Judased
and solemnly promised to return the borrowed umbrella.
Judeaned
(/d͡ʒuˈdiː.ənd/)
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and claiming local knowledge of every street encountered after the pub.
Lorencita got
Judeaned
and directed the taxi through three districts she had never visited.
Judenhetzed
(/ˈjuːdənˌhɛtsəd/)
adj.
Drunk in a way that revives the least defensible historical arguments at the least suitable table.
Roquan became
Judenhetzed
and raised an ugly historical proposition over the soup.
Judeo-Christianed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that two incompatible systems of moral accounting are applied to the same bar tab.
Jahir became
Judeo-Christianed
and divided the bill according to two separate traditions.
Judeo-Christianitied
adj.
A drinker who wakes convinced every moral question can be settled before breakfast.
Eugenia was still making solemn distinctions over toast, thoroughly
Judeo-Christianitied
.
Judeo-pessimismed
adj.
Reduced by drink to expecting the morning, the weather and the toast to remain permanently hostile.
Kedeshia woke
Judeo-pessimismed
and regarded the daylight as a continuing institutional failure.
Judeocentrismed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every route home seems to pass through the same corner of the map.
Terrica was
Judeocentrismed
, directing the taxi by one repeatedly favoured landmark.
Judeocided
adj.
The condition of a drinker who regards the breakfast bill as a small but complete annihilation.
Dewyane looked
Judeocided
when the receipt arrived with the first coffee.
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