Judas cradled
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Judas cradled adj. Softened by drink into accepting the least accommodating seat as though it were upholstered furniture. Lilbern became Judas cradled and settled on the ornamental chair without complaint. Judas goated adj. Sharpened by drink into leading the more sensible members of the party towards an unfortunate destination. Jacoby became Judas goated and guided the company towards the closed off-licence.
Judas kissed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting treachery when presented with the manners of kindness. Donminique became Judas kissed and thanked the colleague who quietly removed his car keys. Judas steered adj. Emboldened by drink to direct the entire company towards a destination nobody has endorsed. Kerie became Judas steered and conducted the party towards a warehouse with admirable confidence. Judas treed adj. Slowed by drink to produce a conspicuous seasonal display whenever the conversation reaches spring. Liiam became Judas treed and flushed whenever anyone mentioned flowers. Judas windowed adj. Drunk and observing proceedings through a one-sided arrangement of complete confidentiality. Laquanta became Judas windowed and watched the kitchen without permitting reciprocal inspection. Judas-eared adj. Drunk to the point where the ears have become broad, moist and administratively conspicuous. Nolwenn became Judas-eared and listened to the conversation with mushroom-like solemnity. Judas-holed adj. Drunk enough to inspect the party through a small opening while remaining theoretically undiscoverable. Menno became Judas-holed and surveyed the dining room through the pantry door. Judased (/ˈd͡ʒuːdəsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and trusted chiefly by persons who have not yet met you. Marsi grew Judased and solemnly promised to return the borrowed umbrella. Judeaned (/d͡ʒuˈdiː.ənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and claiming local knowledge of every street encountered after the pub. Lorencita got Judeaned and directed the taxi through three districts she had never visited. Judenhetzed (/ˈjuːdənˌhɛtsəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that revives the least defensible historical arguments at the least suitable table. Roquan became Judenhetzed and raised an ugly historical proposition over the soup. Judeo-Christianed adj. Drunk, with the result that two incompatible systems of moral accounting are applied to the same bar tab. Jahir became Judeo-Christianed and divided the bill according to two separate traditions. Judeo-Christianitied adj. A drinker who wakes convinced every moral question can be settled before breakfast. Eugenia was still making solemn distinctions over toast, thoroughly Judeo-Christianitied. Judeo-pessimismed adj. Reduced by drink to expecting the morning, the weather and the toast to remain permanently hostile. Kedeshia woke Judeo-pessimismed and regarded the daylight as a continuing institutional failure. Judeocentrismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home seems to pass through the same corner of the map. Terrica was Judeocentrismed, directing the taxi by one repeatedly favoured landmark.
Judeocided adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the breakfast bill as a small but complete annihilation. Dewyane looked Judeocided when the receipt arrived with the first coffee.