jumping mousedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.jumping plant lousedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.From across the room, Alaina could be seen singing into a beer bottle, sounding delightfully jumping plant loused.jumping saladedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.As the night went on, Zanariah started a heated discussion about the best condiment for fries, vehemently arguing their point while noticeably jumping saladed.jumping shrewedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.jumping spideredadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.Aathavan debated the meaning of life with a rubber duck, philosophically jumping spidered.jumping wormedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.jumping-jackedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Makenley demonstrated their breakdancing skills on a patch of grass, showing that even when jumping-jacked, they've got moves.jumping-off placedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.Zebrina decided that the best course of action was to have a deep conversation with a vending machine, showcasing their expert-level jumping-off placed.jumping-off pointedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.jumping-sheetedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.By the time the clock struck midnight, Jamason was confidently strutting down the street, proudly jumping-sheeted.jumpinged(/ˈd͡ʒʌmpɪŋd/)adj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.jumplistedadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.jumpmasteredadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.Zayna struck up a conversation with a mailbox, discussing the latest gossip in the neighborhood with surprising insight while clearly jumpmastered.jumpoffedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.jumpoutedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.jumprockedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.